Marley Was a Saint: The Story of Diamond, the Errant Labrador
By I. G. Snyder
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If you enjoyed Marley & Me, you will find reading this story of an even wilder Labrador retriever thoroughly amusing. You will feel better about your dogs rambunctious or unusual behavior after you compare your puppys behavior to that of Diamond. And in the end, I hope you adopt Diamonds outlook on life:
Every day was the first day of the rest of his life. Every day was another page in the book of his marvelous adventure called life. There were no regrets; there was no looking back. He just looked forward to the fun and joy the next sunrise would bring.
I. G. Snyder
I.G. Snyder is a scientist, a business executive and an avid athlete, a father of six children, seven grandchildren, and even one great granddaughter. He has written several technical articles for a number of journals and authored chapters in technical books. After retiring in 1995, he and his wife Jan decided to move from the cold of Michigan to the temperate climate in the Northwest. They wanted a place where they could enjoy the outdoors and the myriad of athletic adventures available in the Northwest. They found a stone cottage on the banks of the Columbia River and instantly fell in love with the property. Shortly after settling in, they decided a dog would be a necessary addition to their family. They selected a unique Labrador retriever and named it Diamond, since diamonds are a woman’s best friend. The author and Diamond had very similar personalities, which certainly made it interesting for Jan. The family experienced many wonderful adventures and would now like to share them with you.
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Marley Was a Saint - I. G. Snyder
© 2016 I. G. Snyder. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
Published by AuthorHouse 06/14/2016
ISBN: 978-1-5246-1336-5 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-5246-1337-2 (hc)
ISBN: 978-1-5246-1335-8 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2016909714
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Contents
Dedication
Part 1 The Puppy
1 The Arrival
2 Selection of Your Dog
3 Euphoria
4 Further Reality: One-Week Report
5 Early Training
6 First-Quarter Report
7 Midsummer Report: Dog of Multiple Talents
8 Further Training
Part 2 The Teenager
9 Professional Training
10 Personal Training
11 Swimming Training
12 Wild Teens
13 First Calamity
14 Happy Birthday, Diamond!
Part 3 Retrieving
15 Returning Home
16 Water Retrieving
17 Girls’ Softball
18 Golf
19 Basketball
20 Find the Ball
21 Hill Ball and River Stick
22 Mowing the Lawn
23 Useful Retrieving
Part 4 The Journey
24 Departure
25 Camping Heaven
26 Catch Me If You Can
27 Visiting Relatives
28 Fort Warden
Part 5 Adulthood
29 Maturing
30 Alpha Dog
31 Overnighter
32 Responsibilities
33 The Bedtime Walk
34 Really Personal
35 True Love
36 Playing with People
37 Protection
38 Food
39 Salmon Dinners
40 The Last Salmon Dinner
Epilogue
About the Author
Dedication
This book is dedicated to Jan Snyder, the author’s wife, who selected Diamond as a puppy, who lived with, and together with the author, took care of Diamond throughout his lifetime. It was Jan who Diamond pushed off the dock into the Columbia River as she was giving him his swimming lessons. It was Jan who had to erase the pee message Diamond left on his master’s chair. It was Jan who had to drive forty miles to purchase a new aircraft cable to contain her hound after Diamond had chewed in half the former cable. For better or the worse, Jan lived with and loved the errant Labrador. Without her help, it is doubtful the author could have successfully raised this wild animal.
I.G. Snyder
image%2000.jpgPART I
The Puppy
1 The Arrival
Nestled on the banks of the Columbia River, right in the middle of the Columbia River Gorge, lived a quiet and kindly couple. Their abode rested on a unique piece of land with several large rocks jutting out into the river. Between two of these rocks was a protected harbor known locally as Snug Harbor. They lived in a modest house that had experienced so many remodelings over the past fifty years that today it was mainly concrete with stone trim. The house was lovingly known as Stone Cottage.
Seeing as their residence was rather remote, the man of the house, with the encouragement of his good wife, decided that a dog would be a nice addition to the family. Since both residents of Stone Cottage were active hikers, they felt it would be desirable to have an energetic dog, one that would be able to keep up with them on long hikes. To ward off unwanted strangers, they agreed that a fairly sizeable dog with a ferocious bark would be preferable. Finally, a friendly, intelligent dog seemed like a good idea.
This couple did quite a bit of research on dogs, albeit not enough. Based upon their studies, the couple selected a Labrador Retriever. One day while driving down the freeway, the good man from Stone Cottage noticed a sign for the Cascade Retriever Kennel in Jefferson, Oregon. Having a few extra moments, he stopped in and found a magnificent layout with large ponds, fields, kennels, and covered training arenas. There were probably fifty to seventy-five retrievers resident here in various stages of training. The head lady at the kennel said she would have some very fine Labrador Retriever puppies ready to sell in about three weeks.
When he returned home to Stone Cottage, some two hours hence, the good man announced his Labrador find to his excited wife. And so the expectant couple in Stone Cottage counted the days until they would be able to go back to Jefferson, Oregon, and view their potential new arrival. The appointed day was the day before Easter, which seemed to be most appropriate. The excited couple loaded a few old bedsheets and a nice cozy cardboard box in
image%201.jpgStone Cottage
their big red truck. It was not certain they were going to purchase a dog, but in the event they succumbed to the attraction of a cuddly puppy, they wanted to be ready.
They pulled up to the Cascade Retriever Kennel excited and naive—even more naive than they realized. The head lady at the kennel, who really acted like the alpha dog over the entire establishment, asked what kind of a dog they were interested in. The couple said a male yellow Labrador. The head lady said they were in luck, and she brought four adorable yellow Labrador puppies into a viewing room. This room was set up for the sole purpose of introducing people to their new puppy. The floor was carpeted so people could sit down on the floor to observe and handle the puppies.
In this kind of an environment, the person did not select the puppy; the puppy selected the person. In less than a minute, the most aggressive puppy bowled over his brothers and climbed up into the lap of the lady from Stone Cottage. The dog wiggled his nose between the buttons of her blouse and put his head against her warm tummy. At this instant, the selection process was over. There was no way this good lady was leaving the Cascade Retriever Kennel without her newfound friend.
The necessary monetary transactions were consummated, and then there was considerable paperwork to record this small puppy’s rather distinguished lineage. The dog’s father lived in Virginia, where he was a grand field champion of considerable renown. The mother resided at the Cascade Retriever Kennel and had distinguished herself in the Northwest Field Trials. The mother had taken a vacation to Virginia for a social call with this distinguished gentleman, and the puppies were conceived.
The excited residents of Stone Cottage.
2 Selection of Your Dog
When people purchase a dog, they usually make a decision based upon a nice dog that lived down the street or a cute dog in the pet-store window or a very friendly dog at an animal shelter. After a few months of ownership, the proud new dog owners go down and buy some books to learn about the breed they have purchased. Considering that a dog is a $20,000 to $35,000 investment over the lifetime of the dog, it would seem that a more commonsense approach would be to obtain some books and study the characteristics of the breed before making the purchase. However, the kindly couple in Stone Cottage exercised none of this prudence and decided upon a Labrador Retriever because their neighbors in Michigan had a black Lab named Magic. The dog was friendly and the name Magic for a black Lab was so perfect. Both of these were, obviously, perfectly adequate reasons to make a $30,000 investment.
There are three distinct strains of Labrador Retrievers. The first strain is guide dogs. These dogs are peaceful, lovable, very interested in their owners, and have little interest in other dogs. They like to have physical contact with their masters, like leaning up against their legs. They do not even think about chasing rabbits, squirrels, or raccoons.
The second strain is the everyday, household Labrador Retriever. These are fun, energetic dogs that love people, especially children. These are the Labs that give the breed its great reputation.
Finally, there are the field-trial Labrador Retrievers. When they are out of their cages, they are explosive. They are taught when retrieving to go in a straight line from the hunter directly to the bird. They go over fences, through brush at lightning speed, bowling over whatever is in their way. These dogs are born to retrieve, and boy, are they good at it. Retrieving is their play; retrieving is their fun; retrieving is their work; retrieving is their life. Field-trial Labrador Retrievers are taught at an early stage that they will not fail in retrieving the designated downed game. They will persist until they find and return with the bird.
Labradors have incredibly sensitive noses. Their noses are approximately three hundred thousand times more sensitive than a human nose. This means that