Beckett's Ape
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Two misfits named Plankton and Eelectron are painting a curb and stoplight on the corner of Life and Death. Plankton is a pushy control freak in charge of thinking who orders his sensitive friend around. While painting the stoplight (and each other) they receive urgent phone calls from a boss named HIM. We witness apparitions and Eelectrons crucifixion who as a victim of Planktons paint atop the stoplight is entirely yellow. Our hero is revived by a goddess named Neutrino who arises from a trashcan. The plot thickens as the stoplight changes from green to yellow to red, and again to green.
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Beckett's Ape - Daniel Keller
Beckett’s Ape
Daniel Keller
Copyright © 2001 by Daniel Keller.
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Contents
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
BECKETT’S APE
ACT I
ACT II
Endnotes
BY DANIEL KELLER
THE LAUGHTER FACTOR
THE MADNESS OF CREATION
KIERKEGAARD CONTRA NIETZSCHE
PICASSO’S GUITAR
VAN GOGH’S SHOE
MOZART’S WIG
LUTHER’S TUBA
BIRTHSOUNDS
BECKETT’S APE
SWIMMING THE SEASON
FOR DEBORAH
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
I thank my stenographer and friend, Mrs. Jeanne Wilkins, for editing my work, and for her insights, diligence, and moral support. And I thank my mother, Guycelle Black Keller, for her enduring and unconditional acceptance.
BECKETT’S APE
CHARACTERS
EELECTRON
PLANKTON
HIM (or HYMN)
Boy on tricycle
Lumbering Beast
Yellow Dog
Gorilla
Hippie in leather jacket
NEUTRINO
DIRECTOR
Two Orderlies
Cow (wearing a cowbell)
ACT I
Total darkness; an indistinguishable form lumbers loudly across stage; a green light goes on; a cowbell rings three times; the light turns to yellow; the stage slowly lights up. *
A street curb. A stoplight (on yellow). One garbage can.
Morning.
Enter Eelectron, stage right, huffing and puffing; is carrying a ladder, dragging a red wagon full of paint buckets and limping on his right leg. Drops wagon handle and clumsily staggering puts ladder against the stoplight. Inspects ladder. Slowly stretches both arms outward in crucifix position and yawns. Picks the seat of his pants. Searches the premises as if looking for something. He is wearing green work clothes (spattered with yellow paint), a red hat, and clown-size shoes.
EELECTRON: (Raises hand to brow and scans the distance.) There seems to be nothing here. (Enter Plankton, buttocks first, with bucket of yellow paint, painting the curb. He is wearing a baggy blue suit, blue tie, blue cap and white gloves. His left arm is in a sling and he has a patch over his right eye.)
PLANKTON: (Loudly) Don’t you mean there’s nothing to be done? (Takes whiskey bottle from pocket.)
EELECTRON: (Unsure of himself and putting his hand to his heart) I think I mean what I said.
PLANKTON: (Drinks from the bottle with satisfaction and returns it to his pocket, not hearing.) What’s that? You say there’s nothing here and the Indians are dead?! (Takes another gulp of whiskey.)
EELECTRON: (Softly) I said (Takes a breath and speaks at the top of his lungs.) . . . there seems to be nothing here!
PLANKTON: (Overbearing and visibly irritated) Have you tried the fire escape?
EELECTRON: (Takes several steps toward the opposite side of the stage apparently looking at a fire escape.) There’s no reason.
PLANKTON: (Momentarily defeated) It would be useless.
EELECTRON: (Sincerely) What do you propose?
PLANKTON: (Considers the question.) Certainly not marriage! (Guffaws loudly to himself and stops abruptly with straight a face. Eelectron looks on.) I propose… I propose a toast!
EELECTRON: (Joining in the frivolity) A toast.
PLANKTON: (Lifts can of paint in the air.) To freedom… No, that would be too risky. I propose a toast… to… I can think of nothing worth proposing.
EELECTRON: (Scratching his head) Surely there must be something.
PLANKTON: (Matter-of-factly) There’s nothing. First no rhyme, then no reason, and now nothing.
EELECTRON: Nothing at all?
PLANKTON: (Angrily) I said there was nothing! (An uncomfortable period of silence.)
EELECTRON: (Looking on the bright side) If that’s all there is.
PLANKTON: (Interrupts) You mean isn’t.
EELECTRON: (Thinks) Yes, isn’t. If that’s all there isn’t, then why not propose a toast to nothing?
PLANKTON: (Lifts can of paint in the air.) To nothing! (Touches can of paint to Eelectron’s and apparently takes a drink; Eelectron looks on wide-eyed. Plankton clutches his stomach looking for sympathy.) I’m beginning to feel sick. (Groans.)
EELECTRON: Do you think it could have been the paint?
PLANKTON: (Emphatically) Of course it was the paint, half brain, what else could it have been!?!?
EELECTRON: (Blankly) I can think of nothing.
PLANKTON: (Disgusted) Any idiot knows that it had to have been the paint.
EELECTRON: (Agreeing) There’s no question.
PLANKTON: (Argumentatively) I thought there was always a question.
EELECTRON: (Reflects) I guess sometimes there is a question and sometimes there isn’t.
PLANKTON: (Accusingly) You just said there was no question!
EELECTRON: (Patiently) I mean there’s no question that it was the paint.
PLANKTON: (Suddenly reminded that he’s swallowed the paint, Plankton clutches his throat as if choking.) O-o-o-O. The paint. (He then falls to the floor apparently dead; Eelectron rushes to his aid, propping up his head.)
EELECTRON: Pi-Oui (pronounced pee-wee) speak to me. (Eelectron loosens Plankton’s collar.)
PLANKTON: (Calmly raises his head.) What is it you want me to say?
EELECTRON: Thank God you’re still alive. (Takes several rags from his pocket and puts them under Plankton’s head.)
PLANKTON: Why thank HIM?
EELECTRON: There’s no one else to thank.
PLANKTON: (Looks around.) So there isn’t.
EELECTRON: Are you all right? (Wipes Plankton’s forehead with red handkerchief.)
PLANKTON: No. I’m mostly left.
EELECTRON: That’s not what I mean.
PLANKTON: It’s not what I mean either but it seemed like the right thing to say.
EELECTRON: What I mean is, are you feeling better?
PLANKTON: (Not hearing) Better or bitter?
EELECTRON: (Frustrated) Better.
PLANKTON: I’ve never felt better in my life. (As an afterthought) But I might not be able to go on working.
EELECTRON: It doesn’t matter. (Stands up; resolutely.) I