History of Russia & the Soviet Union in Humorous Verse
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Sabrina P. Ramet is a serious academic with a seriously funny side. She has made major contributions to European history with her scholarly work on the former Yugoslavia. But her most unique contribution may be the well-informed and wackily executed poems in this volume.
No Russian is safe from Sabrina’s hammer-and-sickle wit. Even the most fearsome and formidable—Lenin, Stalin, Peter the Great, and many others—are shown to be buffoons in this collection of satirical poems as dry as a straight shot of vodka.
Sabrina P. Ramet
Sabrina P. Ramet is a Professor Emerita of Political Science at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU), Trondheim, Norway. She is also a member of the Royal Norwegian Society of Sciences and Letters, a member of the Norwegian Academy of Science and Letters, and a Research Associate of the Science and Research Center of the Republic of Slovenia, Koper. She is the author of 13 scholarly books.
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History of Russia & the Soviet Union in Humorous Verse - Sabrina P. Ramet
THE TSARIST ERA
Ivan The Terrible and his terrible goldfish
(Composed sometime between 1997 and early 2003)
I’ve never seen a fish laugh,
At least not very loudly,
said Ivan the Terrible to himself,
as he gazed in the mirror proudly.
I’ve never seen a goldfish smile
Hey diddle diddle for the Oprichnina,
Maybe that’s just not their style,
Hey diddle diddle for the Oprichnina.
My little fish must be a priest,
It likes to sing in chant.
But that terrible fish always sings off key --
which is why it must stay in the tank.
Bash them, smash them, and give them the lash,
Hey diddle diddle for the Oprichnina,
All of my enemies gonna crash,
Hey diddle diddle for the Oprichnina.
Fyodor The Bell-Ringer
(Composed on 12 April 2014, between 1:50 and 2:18 a.m., during a short break from my slumber)
Fyodor Ivanovich, he was tsar,
he heard bells from near and far –
big bells, small bells, tiny little tinkle bells,
listened to bells in his boudoir.
With a ring-a-ding ding, and a ring-a-ding dong,
ring-a-ding, ring-a-dong all day long.
Policy-making was a bore:
he told his ministers to attend to that chore,
big bells, small bells, tiny little tinkle bells,
that was the sound he could adore.
With a ring-a-ding ding, and a ring-a-ding dong,
he liked to hear bells all day long.
Off to the chapel he would spring,
they had bells that he could ring:
big bells, small bells, tiny little tinkle bells,
did as he liked ‘cause he was king.
With a ring-a-ding ding, and a ring-a-ding dong,
he could ring bells all day long.
Sometimes he would like to kneel,
his courtiers played the glockenspiel,
big bells, small bells, tiny little tinkle bells,
and back to bells with renewed zeal.
With a ring-a-ding ding, and a ring-a-ding dong,
ring-a-ding, ring-a-dong all day long.
Ekaterina, you’re so great!
(Composed to the tune of Der Trommelmann
on 6 April 2014, between 4:30 and 4:41 a.m. I had trouble sleeping.)
Ekaterina – ja,
pa-rampa-pa-pa
she was the ruler – da,
pa-rampa-pa-pa
she had some lovers – si,
pa-rampa-pa-pa
she left them happy – yes,
pa-rampa-pa-pa, rampa-pa-pa, rampa-pa-pa.
She, the Empress – oui,
pa-rampa-pa-pa
she annexed Poland – po
pa-rampa-pa-pa,
but no, not all of it,
pa-rampa-pa-pa
she shared it with some friends
pa-rampa-pa-pa, rampa-pa-pa, rampa-pa-pa.
Now the whole world