A Funeral in the Bathroom: and Other School Poems
By Kalli Dakos and Mark Beech
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2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices
2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist
My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Kalli Dakos
Kalli Dakos is an elementary school reading specialist who has written many books,including Mrs. Cole on an Onion Roll, illustrated by JoAnn Adinolfi, and two illustrated by G. Brian Karas: Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do! More Poems About School and the Children's Choice Award-winning book If You're Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand: Poems About School. Kalli visits schools all over the United States and Canada to talk to students. She also gives teacher workshops. She lives in Ottowa, Canada ,and Sterling, Virginia. You can learn more about Kalli at www.kallidakos.com.
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Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!: More Poems About School Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5If You're Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand: Poems About School Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
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