The Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom 2: Protectors of Weapons

By Fergal Joe

Thousand Boil meets The Black Knight, and everyone from the Underworld heads off to Africa to try and find the weapons that are buried in a mountain called Mount Kina. Rhymes Ramose and his army have come to earth and are starting to take out the human race. They also meet a prince called Prince Indiana Jones, who is the son of King Dave Jones.

• Language: English
• Publisher: The Universal Breakthrough
• Release date: Jun 15, 2021
• ISBN: 9781639014491

Fergal Joe

My name is Fergal Joe and I went to the Erne School in Enniskillen Co Fermanagh Northern Ireland. I guess the first school that I went to was St. Michael’s school Enniskillen. However things did not work out and I left when I was in P4 and went to the Erne school. I was born in October 1975. My favorite T.V programs were Buffy, Angle and the X-files. I really enjoyed them. My favorite films were the lord of the rings and the pirates of the Caribbean. Some of the books that I have read are Harry Potter and Hercules. There are other books that I have read as well. This book has been written by a man that surfaces from Dyslexic. I am that man.

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The Golden Eagle and the Fiddle Of Doom 2:

Protectors of Weapon

Fergal Joe

Copyright © 2021 Fergal Joe.

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ISBN: 978-1-63901-450-7 (PB)

ISBN: 978-1-63901-451-4 (HB)

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Some characters and events in this book are fictitious and products of the author’s imagination. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

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Contents

Chapter 1: Prevails on the Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom

Chapter 2: At Mount Kina in Africa

Chapter 3: They Meet the Trolls

Chapter 4: Reanrano Back-sack Meets King Deal-la-lambda

Chapter 5: Rhymes Ramose Meets Has-mire

Chapter 6: Back at Mount Kina

Chapter 7: Tug-mug Meets Rhymes Ramose

Chapter 8: The Given Up of the Sword of Light

Chapter 9: Now Back to Our Story

Chapter 10: Gods from Heaven

Chapter 11: Gods from the Sky

Chapter 12: The Gods from the Sky Head Back Up into the Sky

Chapter 13: The Two Armies Come Back

Chapter 14: Rhymes Ramose Starts to Talk to Thousand Boil

Chapter 15: The Chase is on

Chapter 16: Schooldolow Discovers his Power

Chapter 17: The Moving of a Bullet

Chapter 18: The Secret River

Chapter 19: The Other Ships

Chapter 20: Now, Back to Our Fight

Chapter 21: The Withdraw from the Fight

Chapter 22: Rhymes Ramose is Back in Africa

Chapter 23: Pumyra Leads Has-Mire into the Cave

Chapter 24: Thousand Boil Comes Back to Mount Kina

Chapter 25: Ice Falling from the Sky

Chapter 26: Outside Mount Arteriole

Chapter 27: Meanwhile, Back on the Red Dragon

Some of these names are from the last book and some are from this book.

The Pilot Keith Black. Captain John Coiners, his son Michael Coiners and John’s wife Sarah Coiners. Michael’s friends are Julie and Peter O’Neal, Fiona Hacks. Judge Dred is the judge on earth, the owner of the museum is Terence Nightingale, Kenny McCoulee works with birds, he is also John Coiners friend. The Government official was called Column Icengrid. John Coiners’ address is 24 Doven Road London. The golden eagle is an eagle with a head like a crow and it is gold in colour.

Some of the names of the crew: Sam Wise, Avon McDonny, Mages Flaying, Frodo Jem and John Coffee. Peter & Julie O’Neal’s mother and father are called Alma & Quad O’Neal. Fiona Hacks’ mother and father are called Ron & Eilis Hacks. John Coiners’ mother is called Keat Coiners. There are fifty crew members. Frodo Jem & Avon McDonny soon become lovers. The name of the ship is called the Red Dragon. The name of the first cave was Mount Arteriole. The fiddle of Doom was made out of glass and beside it lay a golden book. The bow was made out of the back bone of a horse with horse’s hair for the strings.

The grave of Schooldola. Rhymes Ramose is the bad gay and is a Sharkabite. He has a human body with the head of a shark. Treeon Littlewood is a Duckquack and lives in the Underworld. Hovercraft’s friend is called Reanrano Backsacks and both are Duckquacks. Schooldolow is the one that leads us to the grave of Schooldola. He is also the king of lost souls. Schooldola and Schooldolow are brothers. Schooldola is also known as the dream worrier and carries the sword of light. Hanneck Ramose is Rhymes Ramos’s sister. Catlike and Caveline are two of King Hovercraft’s men. The name of the Judge is Judge Backhank. Rhymes Ramos’s lawyer is called Sleeper and the other lawyer is called Handspun.

Thousand Boil is the Prince of Darkness. Footloose prison is in the town of Frogaline. The streets of Mongol are where the Sharkabite live. Killencow is a Sharkabite and is married to a woman called Scarce who is a Duckquack. They are Schooldola and Schooldolow’s mother and father. Stallion Housewhy is a big man with long hair and beard. The King of the Sharkabites is called King Solemn. Mycow is a Duckquack and works for King Hovercraft. King Falcon is from the land of Fawn and is a good guy, he is also a human. Curry Sauce is Thousand Boil’s daughter and Curlywurly is Thousand Boil’s brother. One of Rhymes Ramos’s men is called Rosalind Moon.

Thousand Boil and his men are Sulgdiceks. The secret river goes from the land of Saga in the Underworld and ends up in Edinburgh in this world. Thousand Boil lives in the land of Snackshead. Monika Redeye is one of Curry Sauce’s men. King Thesaurus is King of Absorb in the Underworld. Troy McCoy is king of Scotland. Dave Jones is king of Ireland. King Dave Jones has a son, his name is Prince Indiana Jones. Jason Nightingale is one of Dave Jones’ men and he is the one that gets the Golden Eagle. Gummy is the God of fire and wind. Flagstone is the God of water and ice. Flagstone has a big ship called the Black Pereira. Gummy has a big ship called the Flying Duckedman. The sea of souls is in the land of Sunlit. Catlike, Caveline and Mycow are three of Reanrano’s men.

Dinky was given the Golden book by the Gods of the Underworld to give to Thousand Boil’s father so that he could give it to Thousand Boil. Olla Lucama is as big and as heavy as a forty foot Lorry. Olla Lucama’s nickname was the unstoppable Warrior. The Sun Goddess’ name is Trishaw. The Black Knight is a high way man and he lives in Edinburgh. The Black Knight was once called Pluto and was the ruler of the Underworld.

The weapons are buried in a mountain called Mount Kina in Africa. When they find the weapons they find guns, spaceships, hand grenades, semtex and cannonballs. There are two giants standing in front of a big gate at the front of the mountain. The giants’ names are Big-foot and Horses-ash, they are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of weapons. Pumyra is the Black Knight’s nephew and is also a Burning Flame. Tug-mug is the Black Knight’s brother and is married to a woman called Mumm-Ra. Mumm-Ra is a Burning Flame and a good looking woman. The woman in the water is called Grove-rat and she has the power to kill with a single stare.

Treason, Trepan and Tureen are Trolls and are very evil. The giant Blowsier is also known as the giant without a soul. Blowsier sold his soul to a woman called Has-mire for the love of his life called Capon, for her father Bowleg did not like Blowsier at all. Fice-hock and Box-fizzy are two of Schooldola’s men and they are humans. Deal-la-lambda is the king of Africa.

The gods from the sky are Hercules, Cuchulainn and also Dinky. They come down from the sky in chariots of fire. Framon is Rhymes Ramos’s father. Trishaw is the sun goddess and she is in love with Flagstone the god of water and ice. Roster Decoster is a god and he has the power to fizzy things in midair.

The gods from the sky bring down three women with them, their names are Spyra, Feeless and Clueless. They come from the land of Early-rinsing. Soon Treeon Littlewood takes Spyra to be his wife. Schooldola takes Feeless as his wife and Schooldolow takes Clueless to be his wife. They are all Duckquacks.

The gods from the sky give Thousand Boil and his men horses with wings on their backs. The horses’ names are Fizzing-lip and he has a black coat. White-fairy has a white coat. Pinkie-stick has a pinkie-brown coat. Snowy-rock has a white-snowy coat. Fast-light has a grey’s coat. Wheat-mail has a nice brownie-yellow coat. Tippet the master is a red horse. Wooden-hove is a pale-yellow colour. Touch-less is a black horse. Black-Samantha is a black and shiney horse.

Doctor Foxy Logy is a Sharkabite. The land of Pain-file is in the Underworld and is also called the land of no return. The giants are from the land of Flo-slip. Has-mire has the sword of Coolcreast. The sword has the power to make Schooldolow look a lot older. It also has a cause and it is said that if the dream warrior’s brother ever gets hit by the sword of Coolcreast and dies, Coolcreast will come back and try to destroy the world. The sword is as black as the ash of Spares. Coolcreast was the Prince of darkness before Thousand Boil took his place.

I would like to thank a good friend of mine for drawing the eagle for this book and the last book, his name is Ronnie Johnston. I would also like to thank everyone that helped in any way to bring this book to you the public.

Chapter 1

Prevails on the Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom

In the year 2050, a plane crashed in a deserted in Kapok. The pilot’s name was Keith Black, and the first thing that he said was, What kind of asshole built a ship in the middle of a deserted?

A man called John Coiners told him that he had left the ship in the deserted. He also told him that his son Michael and some of Michael’s friends were put into prison for burning a golden eagle.

He also told him that he went out and got a crew together to try and find another golden eagle to replace the one that his son bunted. However, instead of finding a golden eagle, they found a fiddle. It was no ordinary fiddle because it was the Fiddle of Doom. A fiddle with the power to take the soul of an Immortal.

John Coiners tells Keith that a man called John Coffee picked up the Fiddle of Doom and let a man called Rhymes Ramos free from the cave where he had been a prisoner for a very long time. That when Rhymes was freed, he stuck a sword throw a man called Frodo Gem, and that they had to get out of the cave in a hurry.

John also told Keith that they met a man called Treeon Littlewood and how he told them the history of the Fiddle of Doom and how a man called Rhymes Ramose tried to destroy the world. After a man called Hovercraft had killed his sister Hammock.

The way the story ended was a man called Thousand Boil had meted a man called the Black Knight. He told the Black Knight that he had a golden book, and that it said in the book there were weapons buried underground since the being of time and that the Black Knight would know where to find the weapons.

John Coiners also told Keith that in the end, only the Black Knight, Thousand Boil, the people from the Underworld, the two kings, and Jason Nightingale got away from Rhymes Ramose and his army.

Then John Coiners tells Keith Black that Treeon Littlewood went to sleep and told him that he would finish the story in the morning.

Treeon Littlewood tells the rest of the story.

When morning comes, Treeon Littlewood wakes up to a bright sunny day.

Treeon Littlewood said, Good morning, everyone, and how are we this morning? John Coffee replied, Well, I am tired, as I have been keeping guard of this ship all night. Treeon Littlewood replied, Well, I was going to tell you the rest of this story this morning. John Coffee said, Well, I think that I will try to get some sleep, and maybe you can tell me the rest of this story some other time. Treeon Littlewood replied, "All right then, John Coffee, I will tell you the rest of this story some other day, so I shall. As for the rest of you, I shall tell you the rest of this story right now, so I hope you can all hear me, so I do.

Well then, can anyone tell me where we left this story, or do I have to tell it to you all over again.? John Coiners replied, Well, you left the story at the part where Rhymes Ramose and his men came along and killed the people at the secret river. You said that it was a bloody battle and one with a lot of pain.

Treeon Littlewood said, So, did I menarche the Black Knight at all? John Coiners replied, Yes, Treeon Littlewood, you told us that Thousand Boil met the Black Knight and that he told him that there were a few weapons buried from the being of time underground. And that the Black Knight was the only one that knew where the weapons were buried.

Treeon Littlewood said, Okay. Then I will now tell you the rest of this story. Well, I will start like this at the secret river in Edinburgh. Rhymes Ramose is taking out all the people at the secret river.

Rhymes Ramose Meets Prince Indiana Jones

Rhymes said, Well, men, we should try and kill as many men that we can from around here, for the more men that we kill, the better it will be for us. The men replied, Yes, you are right, my lord. So, we think that we will kill everyone around here, so we will. Rhymes replied, Right. Then do not let anyone out of here alive. Do you hear me, my friends? The men replied, Yes, master Rhymes. We heard you, and we will try not to let anyone leave from here today. Rhymes said, Yes, thank you, my friends. You lot are so kind, and I look forward to working with you lot, so I do. The men replied, Yes, we look forward to working with you too, Rhymes Ramose. The crowd said, Let’s get the hell out of here. We are fighting in a war that we cannot win, so let us go before these men take us out.

At that, the crowd starts to run away from Rhymes and his men. Rhymes sees them running and tells his men to run after the crowd.

At that, Rhymes’ men start to run after the crowd, and they kill them all apart from one man. His name is Prince Indiana Jones, and he is the son of King Dave Jones.

Rhymes said, Hi, Mr., what is your name, and where are you from? Indiana replied, My name is Prince Indiana Jones, and my father is Dave Jones. You know, the king of Ireland. Rhymes replied, Therefore, I guess your father left you here to die, did he? Indiana replied, No, it was my own decussating to stay here and fight, so it was. Rhymes said, Then I guess you are a fool, so you are. Indiana replied, Who do you think you are, calling me a fool? Rhymes replied, Well, what would you call it if you were in my shoes, and I was in your shoes, my friend? Indiana said, All right then, I would probably call you a fool if you were in my shoes and I was in your shoes. Rhymes replied, A fool you are, and a fool you will always be until your dying day. Indiana said, If you kill me, my father will hunt you down like the dog that you are, and he will kill you too. Rhymes replied, Oh, you think that your father will be fit for me, do you? Indiana said, I am pretty sure about that. He will kill you and your men, for he will not give up without a fight, so he will not.

Rhymes replied, Right then, I will take you prisoner, and your father, as brave as he is, he might just come looking for you, Prince Indiana Jones. Indiana replied, Oh, you can count on that, so you can, for my father will get me away from you someday, you hateful man. Rhymes replied, Oh, you think so, do you? Indiana said, Oh yes, I do. So, what do you think about that, Rhymes Ramose? Rhymes replied, Well then we will see about that, for I think that we will go over to Ireland to see your father Dave Jones, so we will.

At that, Rhymes Ramose and his men set out for Ireland.

Chapter 2

At Mount Kina in Africa

At this time, Thousand Boil and the Black Knight are at Mount Kina in Africa.

Meanwhile, Thousand Boil, the Black Knight, and all of their men are heading over to the mountain of Kina in Africa, where the weapons are buried in the ground. When they get to the mountain, they see two giants. Their names are Big-foot and Horses-ash. They also see a big gate in front of a cave at the foot of the mountain.

The Black Knight tells Thousand Boil and his men that the giants are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of the weapons. He also tells him that the giants have been standing in front of the gates since the being of time itself.

Big-foot said, Who goes there? Who are you, and what do you want? The Black Knight replied, It is I, the Black Knight, and I am looking for a few weapons that have been buried in this cave since the being of time. Horses-ash replied, I am sorry, but we do not know you. Therefore, you can not get into this cave because we will not open the gates for you. The Black Knight replied, Then if you do not know me as the Black Knight, maybe you know me as Pluto, the ruler of the Underworld. Big-foot replied, Ah, yes, Pluto. Sorry for the confusion. Now you may pass. For now, we will open the gates for you, my friend. The Black Knight said, Thank you, my friends, for letting me in.

At that, the Black Knight walks throw the gates. Then Thousand Boil tries to walk throw the gates after the Black Knight.

Horses-ash said, Hold it. We did not say that you could pass through the gates now, did we? Thousand Boil replied, No, but I am a friend of the Black Knight, and wherever the Black Knight goes, I shall go. The Black Knight said, Will you two let him and his men pass, for I need their help to get the weapons. Big-foot replied, Let me see if I can think for a while about that, my friend. The Black Knight replied, Well, do not take too long, for a war is coming, and we need to be ready for it, my friends.

After a while, Big-foot and Horses-ash make up their minds to let some of Thousand Boil’s men go through the gates.

Big-foot said, All right then, we will let Thousand Boil and a few of his men go through the gates. Thousand Boil replied, So, how many men can go through the gates? What do you mean a few, for where I come from, a few means four men, and I would like more than four men to help me to get the weapons out of this cave. Horses-ash replied, We mean you can take two Thousand Boil’s men with you, and not a man more shall enter the cave. Thousand Boil said, All right, then you have a deal, my friends. Anyway, what are your names, for you two have not told us that yet now, have you? Big-foot replied, My name is Big-foot, and this is my brother Horses-ash. We are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of weapons.

Thousand Boil replied, Well then, I am delighted to meet you both. Horses-ash replied, Likewise, my friend. So, go now, and may the force be with you, and hopefully, you will not turn to the dark side. Thousand Boil said, I have come from the dark side, but now I fight for peace in this land, so I do. Big-foot replied, "Well, we have all got something to hide, so do not worry about where you come from. Just worry about where you are going, my friend.

Oh, by the way, this cave will test your strengths and your weakness, for it is full of trials and retributions and will put any man to the test of time. Now go, and I hope you get your weapons before it is too late, for we have often heard that this war that is coming will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. Thousand Boil replied, Yes, I am a friend, and that you are right, for the man that is called Rhymes Ramose is the bad one."

At that, the Black Knight, Thousand Boil, and two thousand of his men head into mount Kina. Through the gates, they go, and soon they are in darkness. Yes, in fact, it is so dark in the cave that they cannot see what is in front of them.

The Black Knight said, Hey, stop. How are we going to find weapons when it is so dark in here? Thousand Boil replied, I do not know, but I know that I do not like it in here at all, my friend, for this place is given me the willies.

The Black Knight said, Did you hear that noise? It sounds like people talking. Thousand Boil replied, What noise? I hear nothing, so what are you talking about? Stop trying to scare us, for we are scared bad enough as it is. The Black Knight replied, The noise is getting louder, so it is. Do you hear it now, Thousand Boil? Thousand Boil replied, Yes, I hear it now. So I guess that we are not alone in this cave now, or we? The Black Knight said, So, what do we do? We cannot leave without the weapons, for if we do, Rhymes Ramose will win this war, so he will. Thousand Boil replied, Then let us go deeper into this cave, and with any luck, we will find the weapons before these people find us. The Black Knight replied, I hope you are right, for I am not ready to die yet, so I am not.

As they go deeper and deeper into the cave, the voices grow louder and louder. Soon, they come face to face to some with the men that live in the cave. Suddenly, the cave was lit up into a dazzling white. So white that it was as clear as day. They have white faces and white bodies. Their faces are as white as milk. However, if you touched their faces, it would be as hot as hot steel. Therefore, I would not advise you to touch their face.

Then suddenly, the men of the cave start to talk. One of the men is called Pumyra, and he is the one that speaks to Thousand Boil and his men.

Pumyra said, Who goes there, and what do you want? The Black Knight replied, It is I, the Black Knight. I have come to get the weapons that have been buried since the being of time itself. Pumyra replied, I am sorry, but I cannot let you pass, for I do not know you. So I would advise you to go home. The Black Knight replied, Then if you do not know me as the Black Knight, maybe you know me as Pluto, the ruler of the Underworld.

Pumyra replied, Then if you are Pluto, the ruler of the Underworld, then you are my uncle. The Black Knight replied, What do you mean I am your uncle? How the hell did you work that out? Besides, my family have never been to this cave before, have they? Pumyra replied, "Oh yes, they have been