The Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom: 2 Protectors of Weapons

By Fergal Joe

This story is about a man called Rhymes Ramose and the way he tried to destroy the world after a man called King Hovercraft killed his sister Hanneck Ramose. It also tells the story about how people tried to stop him from destroying the world for Rhymes Ramose holds the rest of us responsible for his sisters death.

This is the second book in the series the way the last story began.

The story begins when a plane crashes in a desert. The pilot asks a man called Captain John Coiners why a ship is left in the desert. The pilots name is Keith Black. John tells him that he was the captain of the ship and that the ship is called the Red Dragon. He also tells him the history about how they found the Fiddle of Doom and that his son Michael burnt a Golden Eagle and that Michael was put into prison. He tells Keith that he would do anything for his son.

He tells Keith Black about a man called Treeon Littlewood and the story that he told him and the crew of the Red Dragon.

The way the first book ended and the way the second book begins.

Thousand Boil meets The Black Knight and everyone from the Underworld heads off to Africa to try and find the weapons that are buried in a Mountain called Mount Kina. Rhymes Ramose and his army have come to earth and are starting to take out the human race. They also meet a prince called Prince Indiana Jones who is the son of King Dave Jones. King Dave Jones has gone with Thousand Boil and his army to Africa. When they get there they meet up with two giants, their names are Big-foot and Horses-ash. They are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of weapons.

They are standing outside Mount Kina and they are there to stop people from taking the weapons out of Mount Kina. However when they hear that the Black Knight is with Thousand Boil they let some of Thousand Boils army walk into the mountain. As soon as Thousand Boil sees the weapons he and his men take them out of the mountain and the story begins.

You might be wondering where this story came from. Well I will tell you. It came into my head after I was watching a program called Horizons. On the program I heard them talking about a desert that turns into a sea every now and again. So I thought to myself if a desert can turn into a sea then why not have a sea turn into a desert? Then I thought to myself, why would anyone want to go to a place like that? So I thought what if someone had burnt a rare bird like a golden eagle and was put into prison and the only way that they could get out was for someone else to find one to replace the one that was burnt.

So I started to write the story then I thought it would be really boring telling a story like that. Then the Lord of the Rings came out and I got my thinking cap on and thought instead of having a ring with power why not have a fiddle with the power to take an immortals soul.

Then I started thinking what would be the best way to start to tell the story of the history of the fiddle of Doom so I decided to have it placed in a cave and for one of the crew of the Red Dragon to play it. Then I thought, why not have an immortal to tell the history behind the fiddle of Doom? Then along came Treeon Littlewood to tell the story.

So I hope you like the story for if you do I will write another one for I am hoping to write three books on this subject. It has taken me about two years to write this story so I would like for someone to buy it so that my work will not be in vain. I would also like people to tell me what they think of it.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris UK
• Release date: Oct 1, 2010
• ISBN: 9781453589472

Fergal Joe

My name is Fergal Joe and I went to the Erne School in Enniskillen Co Fermanagh Northern Ireland. I guess the first school that I went to was St. Michael’s school Enniskillen. However things did not work out and I left when I was in P4 and went to the Erne school. I was born in October 1975. My favorite T.V programs were Buffy, Angle and the X-files. I really enjoyed them. My favorite films were the lord of the rings and the pirates of the Caribbean. Some of the books that I have read are Harry Potter and Hercules. There are other books that I have read as well. This book has been written by a man that surfaces from Dyslexic. I am that man.

Book preview

CHAPTER 1

Prevails on the golden eagle

and the fiddle of doom

In the year 2050 a plane crashed in a desert in Kapok. The pilot’s name was Keith Black and the first thing that he said was ‘What kind of asshole built a ship in the middle of a desert?’

A man called John Coiners told him that he had left the ship in the desert. He also told him that his son Michael and some of Michael’s friends were put into prison for burning a golden eagle.

He also told him that he went out and got a crew together to try and find another golden eagle to replace the one that his son burnt. However instead of finding a golden eagle they found a fiddle. It was no ordinary fiddle, it was the fiddle of doom—a fiddle with the power to take the soul of an Immortal.

John Coiners tells Keith that a man called John Coffee picked up the fiddle of doom and let a man called Rhymes Ramos free from the cave where he had been a prisoner for a very long time. That when Rhymes was let free he stuck a sword through a man called Frodo Gem and that they had to get out of the cave in a hurry.

John also told Keith that they met a man called Treeon Littlewood and how he told them the history of the fiddle of doom and how a man called Rhymes Ramose tried to destroy the world. After a man called Hovercraft had killed his sister Hanneck.

The way the story ended was a man called Thousand Boil had met a man called the Black Knight. He told the Black Knight that he had a golden book and that it said in the book that there were weapons buried underground since the beginning of time and that the Black Knight would know where to find the weapons.

John Coiners also told Keith that in the end only the Black Knight, Thousand Boil, the people from the Underworld, the two kings and Jason Nightingale got away from Rhymes Ramose and his army.

Then John Coiners tells Keith Black that Treeon Littlewood went to sleep and told him that he would finish the story in the morning.

Treeon Littlewood tells the rest of the story

When morning comes Treeon Littlewood wakes up to a bright sunny day.

Treeon Littlewood—‘Good morning everyone and how are we this morning?’ John Coffee—‘Well I am tired as I have been keeping guard of this ship all night. Treeon Littlewood—‘Well I was going to tell you the rest of this story this morning so I was.’ John Coffee—‘Well I think that I will try to get some sleep and maybe you can tell me the rest of this story some other time.’ Treeon Littlewood—‘All right then John Coffee. I will tell you the rest of this story some other day so I shall. As for the rest of you I shall tell you the rest of this story right now so I hope you can all hear me so I do.

Well then can anyone tell me where we left this story or do I have to tell you it all over again?’ John Coiners—‘Well you left the story at the part where Rhymes Ramose and his men came along and killed the people at the secret rive. You said that it was a bloody battle and one with a lot of pain.’

Treeon Littlewood—‘So did I mention the Black Knight at all?’ John Coiners—‘Yes Treeon Littlewood. You told us that Thousand Boil met the Black Knight and that he told him that there were a few weapons buried from the beginning of time underground. That the Black Knight was the only one that knew where the weapons were buried.’

Treeon Littlewood—‘OK then I will now tell you the rest of this story. Well I will start like this, at the secret river in Edinburgh Rhymes Ramose is taking out all the people at the secret river.

Rhymes Ramose meets Princes Indiana Jones

Rhymes—‘Well men we should try and kill as many men that we can from around here for the more men that we kill the better it will be for us.’ The men—‘Yes you are right there my lord so we think that we will kill everyone around here so we will.’ Rhymes—‘Right then do not let anyone out of here alive, do you hear me my friends?’ The men—‘Yes Master Rhymes we hear you and we will try not to let anyone leave from here today.’ Rhymes—‘Yes thank you my friends. You lot are so kind and I look forward to working with you lot so I do.’ The men—‘Yes we look forward to working with you too Rhymes Ramose.’ The crowd—‘Let’s get the hell out of here we are fighting in a war that we can not win so let us go before these men take us out.’

At that the crowd starts to run away from Rhymes and his men. Rhymes sees them running and tells his men to run after the crowd.

At that Rhymes’ men start to run after the crowd and they kill them all apart from one man. His name is Prince Indiana Jones and he is the son of King Dave Jones.

Rhymes—‘Hi Mister. What is your name and where are you from?’ Indiana—‘My name is Prince Indiana Jones and my father is Dave Jones. You know, the king of Ireland.’ Rhymes—‘Therefore I guess your father left you here to die did he?’ Indiana—‘No it was my own decision to stay here and fight so it was.’ Rhymes—‘Then I guess you are a fool so you are.’ Indiana—‘Who? Do you think you are calling me a fool?’ Rhymes—‘Well what would you call it if you were in my shoes and I was in your shoes my friend?’ Indiana—‘All right then I would probably call you a fool if you were in my shoes and I was in your shoes.’ Rhymes—‘A fool you are and a fool you will always be until your dying day.’ Indiana—‘If you kill me my father will hunt you down like the dog that you are and he will kill you too.’ Rhymes—‘Oh you think that your father will be fit for me do you?’ Indiana—‘I am pretty sure about that. He will kill you and your men for he will not give up without a fight so he will not.

Rhymes—‘Right then I will take you prisoner and your father as brave as he is he might just come looking for you Prince Indiana Jones.’ Indiana—‘Oh you can count on that so you can for my father will get me away from you someday you hateful man.’ Rhymes—‘Oh you think so do you?’ Indiana’—‘Oh yes I do. So what do you think about that Rhymes Ramose?’ Rhymes—‘Well then we will see about that for I think that we will go over to Ireland to see your father Dave Jones so we will.’

At that Rhymes Ramose and his men set out for Ireland.

CHAPTER 2

At Mount Kina in Africa

At this time Thousand Boil and the Black Knight are at Mount Kina in Africa

Meanwhile Thousand Boil and the Black Knight and all of their men are heading over to the mountain of Kina in Africa to where the weapons are buried in the ground. When they get to the mountain they see two giants, their names are Big-foot and Horses-ash. They also see a big gate in front of a cave at the foot of the mountain.

The Black Knight tells Thousand Boil and his men that the giants are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of the weapons. He also tells him that the giants have been standing in front of the gates since the beginning of time it’s self.

Big-foot—‘Who goes there? Who are you and what do you want?’ The Black Knight—‘It is I the Black Knight and I am looking for a few weapons that have been buried in this cave since the beginning of time.’ Horses-ash—‘I am sorry but we do not know you therefore you can not get into this cave because we will not open the gates for you.’ The Black Knight—‘Then if you do not know me as the Black Knight may be you know me as Pluto the ruler of the Underworld.’ Big-foot—‘Ah yes Pluto sorry for the confusion now you may pass for now we will open the gates for you my friend.’ The Black Knight—‘Thank you my friends, for letting me in.’

At that the Black Knight walks through the gates then Thousand Boil tries to walk through the gates after the Black Knight.

Horses-ash—‘Hold it we did not say that you could pass through the gates now did we?’ Thousand Boil—‘No but I am a friend of the Black Knight’s and where ever the Black Knight goes I shall go.’ The Black Knight—‘Will you two let him and his men pass for I need their help to get the weapons.’ Big-foot—‘Let me see, if I can think for a while about that my friend.’ The Black Knight—‘Well do not take too long for a war is coming and we need to be ready for it my friends.’

After a while Big-foot and Horses-ash make up their minds to let some of Thousand Boil’s men go through the gates.

Big-foot—‘All right then we will let Thousand Boil and a few of his men go through the gates.’ Thousand Boil—‘So how many men can go through the gates? What do you mean a few for where I come from a few means four men and I would like more than four men to help me to get the weapons out of this cave.’ Horses-ash—‘We mean you can take two thousand men with you and not a man more shall enter the cave.’ Thousand Boil—‘All right then you have a deal my friends. Anyway what are your names for you two have not told us that yet now have you?’ Big-foot—‘My name is Big-foot and this is my brother Horses-ash we are the keepers of the gates and the protectors of weapons.’

Thousand Boil—‘Well then I am delighted to meet you both.’ Horses-ash—‘Likewise my friend so go now and may the force be with you and hopefully you will not turn to the dark side.’ Thousand Boil—‘I have come from the dark side but now I fight for peace in this land so I do.’ Big-foot—‘Well we have all got something to hide so do not worry about where you come from just worry about where you are going my friend.

Oh by the way this cave will test your strengths and your weakness for it is full of trails and retributions and will put any man to the test of time. Now go and I hope you get your weapons before it is to late for we have often heard that this war that is coming will be the greatest war the world has ever seen.’ Thousand Boil—‘Yes I am afraid that you are right for the man that is called Rhymes Ramose is a bad hoer.’

At that the Black Knight and Thousand Boil and two thousand of his men head into Mount Kina. Through the gates they go and soon they are in darkness. Yes in fact it is so dark in the cave that they can not see what is in front of them.

The Black Knight—‘Hi stop. How are we going to find weapons when it is so dark in here?’ Thousand Boil—‘I do not know but I know that I do not like it in here at all, my friend for this place is giving me the willies.’

The Black Knight—‘Did you hear that noise it sounds like people talking?’ Thousand Boil—‘What noise? I hear nothing so what are you talking about? Stop trying to scare us for we are scared bad enough as it is.’ The Black Knight—‘The noise is getting louder so it is. Do you hear it now Thousand Boil?’ Thousand Boil—‘Yes I hear it now so I guess that we are not alone in this cave now are we?’ The Black Knight—‘So what do we do? We can not leave without the weapons for if we do Rhymes Ramose will win this war so he will.’ Thousand Boil—‘Then let us go deeper into this cave and with any luck we will find the weapons before these people find us.’ The Black Knight—‘I hope you are right for I am not ready to die yet so I am not.’

As they go deeper and deeper into the cave the voices grow louder and louder. Soon they come face to face to some of the men that live in the cave. Suddenly the cave was lit up into a dazzling white, so white that it was as clear as day. They have white faces and white bodies. Their faces are as white as milk. However if you touched their face it would be as hot as hot steel therefore I would not advise you to touch their face.

Then suddenly the men of the cave start to talk. One of the men is called Pumyra and he is the one that speaks to Thousand Boil and his men.

Pumyra—‘Who goes there and what do you want?’ The Black Knight—‘It is I the Black Knight. I have come to get the weapons that have been buried since the being of time it’s self.’ Pumyra—‘I am sorry but I can not let you past for I do not know you so I would advise you to go home.’ The Black Knight—‘Then if you do not know me as the Black Knight may be you know me as Pluto the ruler of the Underworld.’

Pumyra—‘Then if you are Pluto the ruler of the Underworld then you are my uncle.’ The Black Knight—‘What do you mean I am your uncle? How do hell did you work that out? Besides my family have never been to this cave before have they?’ Pumyra—‘Oh yes they have been here all right for my father told me about you so he did.’

The Black Knight—‘Why? What is your father’s name? Tell me and I will tell you if I know him or not.’ Pumyra—‘My father’s name is Tug-mug and he has often told me that he had a brother called Pluto. He also told me that someday Pluto would come looking for weapons that have been buried since the beginning of time it’s self.’

The Black Knight—‘So kid what is the name of your race, for I want to know what you lot call yourselves.’ Pumyra—‘Well we call our race the Burning Flames. So what kind of race are you my friend?’ The Black Knight—‘I am a Water Wave. That is what I am so it is. However my friend Thousand Boil is a Slug-dickens and Schooldola and his brother Schooldolow are Duck-quacks. King Dave Jones and his men are humans and Killencow is a Shark-a-bite.’

Pumyra—‘So how are you all doing?’ The men—‘We are fine so what about yourself kid?’ Pumyra—‘Oh I am grand so I am.’ The Black Knight—‘So can you take me to see my brother Tug-mug?’ Pumyra—‘Oh yes I would like to take you to see your brother, Pluto for I think that me father Tug-mug would be happy to see you. The Black Knight—‘Yes I would like to see him too for it has been a long time since I have seen him.

So who did my brother marry anyway?’ Pumyra—‘He married my mother Mumm-Ra and they are still in love with each other. I think their love gets stronger as the years go on.’ The Black Knight—‘So do they have many children or what is the story anyway?’ Pumyra—‘I will let you ask him that yourself when ever you see him.,

The Black Knight meets his brother Tug-mug

At that Pumyra takes the Black Knight and his men to see his father Tug-mug and to see his mother Mumm-Ra. When ever the Black Knight meets his brother Tug-mug he falls to his knees and starts to cry like a little baby. He is crying for he thought that his brother had died along with the rest of his people.

Tug-mug—‘Oh brother Pluto why do you cry so? What is the matter with you my brother?’ The Black Knight—‘Oh I thought that you were dead Tug-mug for the rest of our people are all dead.’ Tug-mug—‘Why what happened to them?’ The Black Knight—‘Oh a man called Gummy took them out so he did.’

Tug-mug—‘So how are you still alive and how comes you did not stay and fight for your people?’ The Black Knight—‘Oh I was in Earth at the time and it is only lately that I have come to realize that my people are dead.’

Tug-mug—‘So how come you were in Earth at the time of the death of your people? The Black Knight—‘I fell in love with a human woman and she longed to go to Earth. So in the end I brought her out of the Underworld and I brought her to Earth to where she stayed until her dying day.’

Tug-mug—‘So what was her name brother?’ The Black Knight—Her name was Cola and she was beautiful so she was.’ Tug-mug—‘So did you love her or was it just lust?’ The Black Knight—‘Yes I loved her more than a Dove loves a Swallow more than the rain loves to fall on a sunny day. I would have died for her if she had of asked me to.’ Tug-mug—‘Then I am glad that you found the woman of your dreams.’

The Black Knight—‘So Tug-mug did you find love with your woman Mumm-Ra?’ Tug-mug—‘O yes I did and I think that our love gets stronger and stronger every day. Mumm-Ra—‘O thank you Tug-mug for saying that. I also feel like our love is getting stronger and stronger every day and it is nice to know that you feel the same way about me too.’

At that Tug-mug and Mumm-Ra sing this song

Oh lovers are we.

Oh lovers are we so joyful and happy are we. All thought we have lived for a long time our love grows stronger true the passage of time. A love so strong we do not know what we would do if something went wrong a life for many a day and many more to come. Oh my god how we have fun.

A couple of children under our belts. Oh you will never know what giving birth was like or know how it felt. It felt good carrying a child in my womb. Oh but the process was over too soon. I felt them kicking me in my womb. Oh how I loved that feeling it nearly made my heart melt.

Oh lovers are we so joyful and so happy are we. I think that I would cry in my sleep at night if you passed away or gone out of my sight. Oh how I love to hold you every night as I sleep in bed for that to me just seems right.

I hope you feel the same about me for I do not know what I would do if you stopped holding me at night. Oh baby I would fight for your love if someone tried to take you away from me for that I could not take for it would break up our family and it would break my heart.

I hope that when we die we will be able to find each other in the afterlife and be together for the rest of eternity. Oh I have crossed over many lands and many seas but I know that I will never be able to see anyone as lovely as thee. Oh lovers are we so joyful and so happy are we. Yes lovers are we so joyful and happy are we.

The Black Knight—‘So Tug-mug can you take me to the weapons now.’ Tug-mug—‘Yes my brother Pluto I will take you to the weapons but remember this path is full of tests and you might lose a few men along the way.’

The Black Knight—‘Well that is a chance that I will have to take for if I do not then how will this world be saved?’ Tug-mug—‘OK then Pluto I will lead you along this path but you must not listen or look at the water.’

The Black Knight—‘Oh by the way Tug-mug I have changed my name to the Black Knight therefore I would like you to call me the Black Knight instead of calling me Pluto from now on.’ Tug-mug—‘All right then I will call you the Black Knight from now on instead of calling you Pluto.

Oh by the way why did you change your name to the Black Knight?’ The Black Knight—‘I changed my name because I did not want people from the Underworld to find me. I hope you understand that my brother. Tug-mug—‘Yes I get it you were afraid of people taking you back to the Underworld.’ The Black Knight—‘Well yes you could say that so you could.’ Tug-mug—‘Then I guess you were right to change your name and I think that the Black Knight is a great name for someone to be called so I do.

Now I will lead you along this path and I hope that we do not run into any trouble along the way.’ The Black Knight—‘Why what kind of trouble could we run into along this path?’ Tug-mug—‘Well if I told you that you would not follow me along this path for you would be scared shitless so you would.’

The Black Knight—‘It would take a lot to scare me so it would as I was once the ruler of the Underworld and I have seen all kinds of things in my time as leader of the Underworld. So tell me what we will come across so that I can prepare for it.’

Tug-mug—‘I will not tell you what you will come across for you will know soon enough so you will.’ The Black Knight—‘OK then brother I will wait until we run into trouble so that I will be able to rest easy until I come across what ever you are not telling me about.’

At that Tug-mug leads the Black Knight and his men a long the path. Soon they come across a woman in the water. The woman’s name is Grove-rat and she has the power to kill with a single stare.

Tug-mug—‘What ever happens here today I want you all to promise me that you will not look into that woman’s eyes.’ Mycow—‘Why who is she and what does she want?’ Tug-mug—‘Her name is Grove-rat and she can kill with a single stare so what ever you do, do not look into her eyes.’

Mycow—‘All right then we will not look at her so we will not.’ Catlike—‘Speak for yourself Mycow for I think that this woman called Grove-rat is a flipping lovely looking woman.’ Tug-mug—‘Well my friends do not be fooled by her beauty for she is a dangerous woman so she is.’

Catlike—‘Well Tug-mug I do not care what you have to say about her I feel like I am falling in love with her.’ Tug-mug—‘Love. What would you know about love Catlike?’ Catlike—‘I would know as much as you Tug-mug so I would.’ Tug-mug—‘I