The Kitten Psychologist Collection
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Psychoanalyse a kitten? Preposterous.
A talking kitten? Beyond reason.
A talking kitten that must be convinced to act reasonably? Completely and utterly impossible. See: kitten.
But for the sake of the kitten's owners, not only is this psychologist going to give it a red-hot try - everyone might just end up surprised by what they learn about themselves.
The complete Kitten Psychologist collection, with all six heart-warming tales in this funny and endearing series.
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The Kitten Psychologist Collection - Thea van Diepen
The Kitten Psychologist
There once was a little kitten who had decided that the outside was bad. One hundred percent, unequivocally, without question or shadow of a doubt, dangerous.
I mean, why else,
said the kitten, purring and cleaning its paws, would we live in houses?
But, alas, one day, the kitten’s humans took it outside. Carried it right out the door.
It was terrible,
the kitten told me over Skype after the event. One hundred percent, unequivocally, without question or shadow of a doubt, terrible. There was snow. It was cold and wet and it stuck in my fur. My humans laughed at me when they put me down and I refused to move.
Of course, I thought the kitten was being unreasonable. Your ancestors lived outside. I’m sure they loved the snow. You should try it again.
Your ancestors grew crops along the Volga River,
the kitten pointed out. Are you planning on trying that anytime soon?
Darn kitten had a point.
I tried a different tack. There’s all kinds of things you can do outside that you can’t do inside.
Oh, sure, catch diseases, fall on ice, get attacked by wild animals or drunk drivers, and then die. Although I suppose you could still die inside.
It flicked its tail thoughtfully.
Dying without having ever left your house. That’s depressing.
Fruit flies do it all the time.
The kitten’s eyes widened. "That is depressing."
See?
Then I’ll just live a long and healthy life inside and, when I’m dying, I’ll have my humans take me outside where I can be with nature and junk. There. Problem solved.
The kitten glared at me before being scooted off the desk by its human, who had returned to continue our conversation.
Over the next few days, the kitten would approach the doors and look out windows whenever it thought its humans weren’t looking.
But they were. They told me about their kitten’s change in behaviour, wondering aloud whether they should let it outside again.
It was at this point they also showed me the YouTube video of their kitten standing indignantly in the snow. I have to admit, it was pretty funny.
Not long after, the kitten called me up on Skype.
You know, I’ve been thinking,
it said.
"Really? And how did that make you