If the Wand Fits: Magic and Mayhem Universe

By Saranna DeWylde

 

If the Wand Fits

The last thing Poppy Frogcruncher wants is to fall in love with her fairy godfather, but happily ever after has other plans. Especially in Assjacket, West Virginia where nothing is as it seem and fairytales have a way of coming true.

Bonus Story:

Snow Blight

Snow Blight kills everything she touches, including the last two Prince Smarmings that tried to break her curse. But in Assjacket, West Virginia, she'll find what she needs isn't a curse breaking, but a certain dark warlock who'll love her just the way she is.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Corvus Corax LLC
• Release date: Jun 21, 2021
• ISBN: 9798201056780

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If the Wand Fits

If the Wand Fits

Bonus Story: Snow Blight

Saranna DeWylde

Copyright © 2021 by Saranna DeWylde

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The Author of this Book has been granted permission by Robyn Peterman to use the copyrighted characters and/or worlds created by Robyn Peterman in this book. All copyright protection to the original characters and/or worlds of the Magic and Mayhem series is retained by Robyn Peterman.

Contents

Foreword

Dedications

IF THE WAND FITS

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

SNOW BLIGHT

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Magic and Mayhem

Foreword

Blast Off with us into the Magic and Mayhem Universe!

I’m Robyn Peterman, the creator of the Magic and Mayhem Series and I’d like to invite you to my Magic and Mayhem Universe.

What is the Magic and Mayhem Universe, you may ask?Well, let me explain…

It’s basically authorized fan fiction written by some amazing authors that I stalked and blackmailed! KIDDING! I was lucky and blessed to have some brilliant authors say yes! They have written brand new stories using my world and some of my characters. And let me tell you…the results are hilarious!

So here it is! Blast off with us into the hilarious Magic and Mayhem Universe. Side splitting books by fantabulous authors! Check out each and every one. You will laugh your way to a magical HEA!

For all the stories, go to https://magicandmayhemuniverse.com/. Grab your copy today!

And if you would like to read the book that started all the madness, Switching Hour is FREE!

https://robynpeterman.com/switching-hour/

Dedications

Dedications and Acknowledgements

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Thanks to Renee George for the beautiful cover. To Robyn Peterman for letting me pose my dolls in her sandbox and to Virginia Nelson for late nights and even sharing a brain.

IF THE WAND FITS

Chapter One

Once upon a time in Assjacket, there lived a witch named Poppy Frogcruncher. And listen, before you say anything about her last name, the girl is me, okay?

I’m Poppy Frogcruncher and I can’t help who my ancestors were. See, I come from a line of princesses who weren’t ever very keen on being saved. My great, great, three-hundreth time removed grandmother didn’t fancy kissing that frog prince.

If we’re being honest, he was kind of a dick. She said no and he hopped on her face anyway, so she ate him.

Hence, now and forevermore, we are Frogcrunchers. Unless we can find princes to marry. Like that’s my only goal in life-- to find a man. I don’t know why curses can’t be more like, Unless you zipline from Machu Picchu by your thirtieth birthday… No. It’s always true love, marriage, princes…blah blah blah.

I don’t have time for it.

It’s much easier to threaten to hex someone if they say anything about my last name. Of course, it is just a threat. I’m a witch—wait, I know. Witch princess, not really a thing. But it is. Or it will be. I don’t get my powers until I get married, you see.

Another curse on my family line.

We Frogcrunchers have always been a bit too radical for the times we lived in. I’m convinced the first of our line was a time traveler who decided to smash the patriarchy from the back end, but failed miserably.

Everything about my story is screwy. I mean, my fairy godmother? Dude, she’s not even a she. I got a fairy godfather. How is he supposed to help me princess in a time and place where those kind of things aren’t really valued? Like, no one in Assjacket gives a crap if I’m a princess. A witch, well… maybe. Worse, he’s the black sheep of his family. He’s not even really a fairy godfather. He was a spoiled brat prince under a curse too and he’s doing time granting wishes and crap to make up for it.

It gives me a headache just thinking about it.

At least I have Zelda. She’s why I moved to Assjacket. She’s sort of my hero. She got into a little bit of trouble, sure, but she got herself out. I’m hoping to do the same.

Not get into any more trouble, but to maybe build a life for myself here. Without Finvarra Connaught, Fairy Godfather from Hell.

I cringed, even thinking his name. He might hear me and put in an appearance. I hadn’t even unpacked the luggage I did want, let alone the actual baggage. And trust me, Princely Dickly was definitely baggage.

Much like my curse, but I didn’t have to unpack that. It just followed me wherever I went.

My phone rang. I knew without even looking that it was Zelda. She probably knew I was thinking about her.

Do you like the house?

I took another glance around my tiny house. Literally, it was a tiny house. But living in a place with magic, things were always more than what they seemed.

I love it. I especially love the automatic shrink spell on the closet so it actually holds all of my boots.

Isn’t that the best? What about the sugar plum option? It looked like a candy cottage when you pulled up, right? I could hear the warning in her tone. If the contractors had done anything but what Zelda demanded, there would be hell to pay.

It warmed my heart.

Yes, it was perfect. It made me feel like a bit of a wicked witch.