No More Dick Pics the Book "Online Dating Cheat Codes"

By Joey Smith

Great news! You don't have to be beautiful to succeed at online dating. All you need to do is buy and read a copy of No More Dick Pics The Book Vol. I "Online Dating Cheat Codes" and follow the steps to create your boss online profile. Soon, you'll be firing off solid initial messages and raking in deluxe replies. "The author of No More Dic

• Language: English
• Publisher: 12 Soft Publishing
• Release date: Feb 1, 2021
• ISBN: 9781777509316

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Intro

Great news! You don’t have to be beautiful to succeed at online dating. All you need to do is buy and read a copy of No More Dick Pics the Book Vol. I Online Dating Cheat Codes and follow the steps to create your profile. Soon you’ll be firing off solid initial messages so you can rake in deluxe replies.

The author of No More Dick Pics the Book Joey Smith is living proof that you can look like a combo of Chewbacca and a campfire and still crush online dating.

The Uncomfy Shit Guys Don’t Like To Talk About

Before you rush into building your boss profile, there are a couple of looming casualties associated with online dating that you need to address. Talking to grown-ass men about their mental health, self-confidence, potential rejection, and their small penis is about as fun as getting kicked in the balls, twice. Feel free to skip ahead to online dating.

Mental Health

Mental health still seems taboo these days but never be afraid to get some help to pull back your past trauma foreskin. If you’re having rage issues over not getting a timely online dating reply, take a look into your past. Start with learning about childhood trauma, and your life will change for the better. Joey Smith is not a mechanic, and he is not qualified to help, diagnose or treat childhood trauma.

Self-Confidence

Self-confidence is believing in yourself and not worrying about what others think about you. Your level of self-confidence often has more to do with your past mental trauma than any other factors. If you don’t feel good enough or you feel anxiety or stress with the thought of talking to another person, read up on your past mental trauma. No More Dick Pics the Book is not qualified to help, diagnose or treat anything, but you’re not alone.

Rejection Does Get Easier

If you’re not getting rejected, you’re not getting laid

~ Joey Smith.

Have you ever gone swimming in a lake? You know how cold and uninviting the water is before your body adjusts to the temperature? When you take the plunge, and you jump in the lake, the instant rush of ice-cold death liquid crushes your balls and takes your breath away. Then, slowly but surely, your body becomes accustomed to the offensive water temp. Now the lake is inviting and warm like a vagina. Above is the story of rejection.

Through experience, Joey Smith learned to accept rejection as healthy collateral damage. He realized that the sting of being rejected dulls quickly. It’s ok to feel a little butt hurt the first few times rejection kicks you in the dick. Remember, rejection is your badge of honour! So run, jump, plug your nose and get ready to give zero fucks when you get a reply saying, No, thank you, I’m a lesbian.

Attention Small Penis Owners

If you have a small penis, stop panicking! Take a deep breath, relax and try not to worry about your unit size. You did not select your penis length, girth or strength, but Joey Smith will teach you how to use your button mushroom dick when you read No More Dick Pics the Book Vol. II Doing Some Orgasm Sex. Vol. II teaches you how to fiddle both vagina buttons individually or at the same