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    Crump the Cat
    Crump the Cat
    Crump the Cat
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    Crump the Cat

    By Anna Lussenburg and Greg Perry

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    Told in rhyming verse, Crump is an orange tomcat with inherited wealth who is famous for his TV show, the 'The Appurrentice.' His fans love Crump's affluent lifestyle and his bombastic, winner-take-all attitude. When Crump wins the presidency, he promptly turns the world inside out to fit his golden image creating a dystopia where on

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFable House Books
    Release dateSep 22, 2020
    ISBN9781777337506
    Crump the Cat
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    Anna Lussenburg

    Anna Lussenburg is a political, cultural, and social satirist and a keen observer of human nature. As a writer of allegories, she takes on everything from politics to our impact on the environment. In her career, she has enjoyed the opportunity to share her many observations on TV and in print media.

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