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Cow Country
Cow Country
Cow Country
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Cow Country

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When a down-on-his-luck educational administrator arrives into the makeshift bus shelter of Cow Eye Junction, he finds a drought-stricken town and its community college on the precipice of institutional ruin. Struggling to navigate this strange world of bloated calf scrota, orgiastic math instruction, and onrushing regional accreditors, Charlie mus
LanguageEnglish
PublisherCow Eye Press
Release dateApr 15, 2015
ISBN9780990915010
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