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    Deeply Disturbed Donuts
    Deeply Disturbed Donuts
    Deeply Disturbed Donuts
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    Deeply Disturbed Donuts

    By Ubiquitous Bubba

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    That's not right. Newton had heard stories about the sketchy old donut shop and the strange things that happened to those who dared to enter. He had assumed they were exaggerated tall tales, growing wilder over time. It wouldn't be long before he realized the truth was more dangerous, bizarre, and fascinating than he could imagine.

     

    The rational portion of your brain, the area used to crunch numbers, abandon social media, and keep your mouth shut during meetings, might assure you that a story is essentially virtual. It poses no threat to you at all. The irrational portion, however, is not so easily fooled. This is a story about risks, after all. Well, there's also a secret underground lab, human experimentation, a homemade space-car, aliens, clones, and donuts.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherUbiquitous Bubba
    Release dateMar 16, 2021
    ISBN9781393790365
    Deeply Disturbed Donuts
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    Ubiquitous Bubba

    Ubiquitous Bubba (if that's his real name) spends a significant amount of time surrounded by imaginary characters from bizarre universes. He's been known to hold conversations with animals, inanimate objects, and food. These discussions frequently diverge into philosophy, speculations on Reality/Unreality, and the proper role of cheese in society.  Growing up in Texas, he studied the lore of the Storyteller, the mysterious art of the tall tale, and the pervasive universal existence of Bubbas. They're everywhere. As he wandered universes, he discovered that there's always a Bubba around when you need one.  Ubiquitous is also a drummer, who has somewhat narrow and specialized musical tastes. A fan of progressive and hard rock styles, he's also known to incorporate some funk just to keep himself entertained.  Ubiquitous Bubba enjoys relaxing at home with his wife and kids. He enjoys telling stories, eating pizza, and holding the recliner down. It hasn't gotten away yet, but one can't be too careful.

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