Like a Storm Trooper

By Gerrard Wilson

Don’t get me wrong, George loved his wife, he loved her dearly, in fact he adored the ground she walked on. However, there was a problem; Martha, George’s beloved wife, SNORED.
For three long years George had struggled to overcome his weakness, the fact that he was an incredibly light sleeper.
Every night, after the happy couple had retired and kissed the other goodnight, George lay in bed awake, waiting, listening, fearing, wondering when the nightly performance would begin. Sometimes it started straight away, the very moment his wife’s sweet head touched her pillow. Other times it began much later, well into the wee small hours, after George, having tired of waiting for it to begin, had drifted off to sleep. However, the one thing that each night had in common was the undeniable fact that his wife – Martha – snored with as much force and ferocity as a Storm Trooper invading Poland.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Apr 29, 2015
• ISBN: 9781326260958

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Like a Storm Trooper

Like a Storm Trooper

Gerrard Wilson

Like a Storm Trooper

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Like a Storm Trooper

Like a Storm Trooper

George and Martha were married; they had been married three years to the very day, when George finally admitted that he had had enough.

Don’t get me wrong, George loved his wife, he loved her dearly, in fact he adored the very ground she walked upon. However, there was a problem with their marriage; the marriage he had hoped would be the perfect uniting of their bodies and souls.  This problem, that so many of you will almost certainly consider inconsequential, not serious enough for him to worry about, was the simple fact that Martha, George’s beloved wife – snored.

George had tried to ignore this one small flaw in his wife’s otherwise perfect state of health and being. For three years he had struggled so