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    The Nightmare Before Christmas With Trumpet the Very Bad Mouse
    The Nightmare Before Christmas With Trumpet the Very Bad Mouse
    The Nightmare Before Christmas With Trumpet the Very Bad Mouse
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    The Nightmare Before Christmas With Trumpet the Very Bad Mouse

    By Edrys Kitt

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    "The Nightmare Before Christmas With Trumpet the Very Bad Mouse" is a short, humorous story with a strong splash of political satire. The nightmare begins on November 8th, 2016. Trumpet, the very bad mouse (with very bad hair and very orang skin) reminds the reader of the Grinch who tried to steal the joy of Christmas. The story is presented as a poem, much like the children's classic "The Night Before Christmas." Readers are sure to get a laugh - unless they are Trump-et fans.
    (10% of the author's profits help provide support services to U.S. military veterans.)
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateDec 22, 2016
    ISBN9781365628689
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