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    Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry
    Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry
    Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry
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    Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry

    By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers

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    Everyone knows Cap'n Slappy as a legendary pirate, pillaging and plundering and delivering savage beatings with his fists and forehead. But he also has a more artistic side, and in "Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry," he offers his poetic output with the same finesse his blunderbuss offers its explosive output - sort of all over and with awesome effect.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateMar 30, 2011
    ISBN9781257278800
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