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Bring Me the Horizon - Jonny Tomahawk
Copyright © 2014 Jonny Tomahawk.
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ISBN: 978-1-4834-1324-2 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4834-1325-9 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2014910296
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CONTENTS
Foreword
Preface
Chapter 1 The Tattoo Correlation
Chapter 2 Lessons From Biggie Smalls (Aka The Notorious B.i.g.)
Chapter 3 Ideas, Ideas, Ideas
Chapter 4 Attack Of The Clones
Chapter 5 Hello Ninja Turtles – Meet Astroboy!
Chapter 6 Well, Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Readah!
Chapter 7 Communication Cataclysm
Chapter 8 You Can’t Eat Your Relatives, Unless You’re A Cannibal!
Chapter 9 What Would Russell Crowe Do?
Afterword
For my wife and daughter
FOREWORD
When Bring Me The Horizon first hit my inbox, I had no idea of what to expect.
Jonny Tomahawk had positioned the book as a simple guide to tackling the complexity of investing using humour and pop culture. The goal? To empower the average person with the understanding, knowledge and ability to pro-actively grapple with their financial destiny. In that regard, Jonny Tomahawk combines his love for pop culture and investing in an easily-readable format that is appropriate for both beginners and investment professionals alike. Drawing comparisons with such wide-ranging topics as tattoos, Star Wars, dune buggies and Astroboy, he concisely explains and demonstrates twelve vital rules of investing to follow for a lifetime of financial success and security for a comfortable retirement.
My personal favourite? The chapter on air travel and cannibals – it is a marvellous story that debunks the concept of volatility as risk. This alone is well worth the price of admission.
James B. Rosenwald III, CFA
Co-founder, Dalton Investments LLC
Adjunct Professor of Finance NYU Stern School of Business
PREFACE
"United, we’ll fail.
Divided we’ll fall.
Give up, ‘cause you’re makin’ it so much worse."
Antivist
Bring me the Horizon
The world of investments has become an incredibly complex place. Under the bombardment of jargon and the litany of documentation thrown down on us by market participants and regulators, is it any wonder the average Joe on the street is befuddled, bamboozled and bewildered? Terms such as alpha, beta, sigma, omega, delta, vega, lamda, rho (pretty much every Greek letter), carry, drawdown, Sortino ratio, Calmar Ratio, Sharpe ratio, Treynor Ratio, skewness, kurtosis, VaR, conditional VaR, scenario testing, gross, net, long, short, leverage, hedge ratio, etc, serve to overwhelm and confuse. The industry has spent millions (if not billions) of dollars selling you their capabilities and marketing how well they will invest your money, but very seldom do they explain why.
The fabled Greek philosopher Aristotle once described the modes of persuasion in rhetoric as ethos, pathos and logos. It was his belief that in order to persuade you needed to validate your credentials or authority (ethos), be empathetic and appeal to your audience’s emotions (pathos), and use data and logic (logos). The investment world has taken to these modes of persuasion with vitriol. But what is the belief? What is the goal? Why do you invest?
With the ‘why’ element unanswered, us lowly investors are left jaded by outsized pay packets and a misalignment of interests. In part, this arises from the fact that the ‘why’ is lost in ethos, pathos and logos. It is my perspective that we invest to improve our long-term wealth, provide for our families and save for our retirement. The ‘why’ is not a return target or your annual bonus.
Contrary to Aristotle I thought it was important to discredit my credentials before you start to read this book. I am not a multimillionaire, and I am not a war-torn hedge fund veteran that has shredded management teams and restructured organisations for gazillions of dollars. I do not own a jet, a house in the Hamptons, or ski in Gstaad every winter. I am, however, an astute observer.
Throughout my brief career in the investment field I have encountered hundreds of the finest investors in the world. I have worked for some of the brightest minds in the business, partnered with firms on behalf of clients, and been fortunate to socialise on a personal level with a wide range of market operators. I am fortunate to make a good living and, like most of my peers, I squander most of this wealth, attempting to invest what is left over. For the most part I do this hopelessly, clearly not well-equipped to understand my own failings as a human. I have made tons of mistakes, lost small fortunes and muddled my way through my entire adult life.
I am only starting to get my head around this so-called business of investing, and it has struck me that almost everything the ‘industry’ tells me is wrong; we are being set up to fail.
This book’s intention is to try and reclaim some common sense and illustrate that among the sea of jargon and data, you can succeed and achieve your long-term goals. It was always my intention to use humour and pop culture to elucidate investing and, in that regard, it is not to be taken too seriously. My aim, though, is to point out some of the regular (and far too often) failings stumbled upon through these wide and diverse experiences. It is intentionally short; people should be able to read this book in a few hours, or enjoy a chapter every now and again on the train (or better yet, on the toilet!). You can read it in any order. This book will