Best: Santa Claus Frolics: Hilarious Holiday Encounters with Santa

By Schmalz

Best: Santa Claus Frolics: a one-of-a-kind retelling of hilarious performances by a very entertaining Santa. Schmalz has been a humorous professional Santa for eighteen holiday seasons. Best: Santa Claus Frolics recounts the many hysterical encounters he had with young and old alike. The result is an hysterical compilation of Santa encounters with children as well as adults. Great holiday reading with humor that will last through out the year. The only publication of its kind. An easily read, gratifying, sidesplitting book. As heartwarming as it is witty. Schmalz's literary style will bring you emotionally into each holiday encounter. The retelling of poignant visits with children will help you reconnect with your own warm childhood memories. Destined to become a holiday classic, Best: Santa Claus Frolics is a wonderful stocking stuffer. But funny enough to enjoy all year long.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Mar 30, 2011
• ISBN: 9781257289653

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