Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey

By Khanhaiya Kumar

I am Khanhaiya Kumar, native of Bitihar. I am doing PhD on a very important subject “Mating habits of gay chimpanzees in West Africa” at PANU University, the best University in India and possibly the best University in the world. My idols are “Faizal Guru”, “Janab Kasab Sahib”, “Focus Carat”, “Baba Badkar”, “Zakir Nalayak”, “Gharkha Dutt”, “Dr. Kana Ayyub” and all PhD students who had committed suicide since they failed to solve their PhD problems. I personally feel that, all deprived Indians should automatically be awarded a PhD degree coupled with a free pension of 1 lakh rupees/month to be delivered in cash via post at door step. Till then we are going to fight for azaadi from India.

Imagine a day, when no PhD student would have to commit suicide, imagine a day, when no lower caste will be humiliated by upper caste, s/he can use his/her doctorate degree and force others to call him/her Dr. X, Dr. Y ,etc.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Nov 11, 2016
• ISBN: 9781326856649

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Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey

Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey

Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey

Introduction

Bihar To Tihar: I

Bihar To Tihar: II

Bihar To Tihar:  III

Bihar To Tihar:  IV

Bihar To Tihar:  V

Bihar To Tihar:  VI

Bihar To Tihar:  VII

Bihar To Tihar:  VIII

Bitihar To Tihar:  IX

Bihar To Tihar:  X

Bihar To Tihar:  XI

Bihar To Tihar:  XII

Bihar To Tihar:  XIII

About Author

This book is dedicated to all communists, liberals, democrats, republicans and bhakts of world.

Disclaimer: All characters, companies, events, places mentioned in the book are purely fictitious, any similarity with a person or company or event or place is purely coincidental.

Copyright © 2017-2037 Khanhaiya Kumar

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Introduction

I am Khanhaiya Kumar, native of Bitihar. I am doing PhD on a very important subject Mating habits of gay chimpanzees in West Africa at PANU University, the best University in India and possibly the best University in the world. My idols are Faizal Guru, Janab Kasab Sahib, Focus Carat, Baba Badkar, Zakir Nalayak, Gharkha Dutt, Dr. Kana Ayyub and all PhD students who had committed suicide since they failed to solve their PhD problems. I personally feel that, all deprived Indians should automatically be awarded a PhD degree coupled with a free pension of 1 lakh rupees/month to be delivered in cash via post at door step. Till then we are going to fight for azaadi from India. 

Imagine a day, when no PhD student would have to commit suicide, imagine a day, when