You Aurangzeb So Noble

By Audrey Aurangzeb

Aurangzeb issued orders in 1669, to all his governors of provinces to "destroy with a willing hand the schools and temples of the Hindus, and that they were strictly enjoined to put an entire stop to the teaching and practice of idolatrous forms of worship". These orders and his own initiative in implementing them led to the destruction of numerous temples, contributing to the list of temples destroyed during Islamic rule of India. Some temples were destroyed entirely; in other cases mosques were built on their foundations, sometimes using the same stones. Idols were smashed, and the city of Mathura was temporarily renamed as Islamabad in local official documents. Aurangzeb was reborn as Mr. Kanha Kumar in Bitihar.

This is an unparalleled love story between Mr. Kanha Kumar (the best orator, best PhD student, best political leader, bestselling author in India) and Dr. Kana Gayyub (the best doctor, best journalist and most promising author in India). Love started in PANU Campus Hostel room.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Mar 29, 2017
• ISBN: 9781326991319

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You Aurangzeb So Noble

You Aurangzeb So Noble

This book is dedicated to all Indians.

Disclaimer: All characters, companies, events, places mentioned in the book are purely fictitious, any similarity with a person or company or event or place is purely coincidental.

Copyright © 2017-2037 Audrey Aurangzeb

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You Aurangzeb So Noble

Introduction

Falling in Love in PANU Campus

Flashback

Primary Education

Getting Freedom from India

Nightmare in Tihar

The need of 100% reservation in jobs and education

Married but Living In with One Night Stand

Only one religion is true

Please keep gays in different cell of Jail

Foreign Funding

Assassination attempt

Noble Thoughts

Messages to Bhakts

Messages to Liberals

Message to world

About Kanha Kumar

About Author

Introduction

Aurangzeb was the sixth Mughal Emperor. He ruled India for 49 years. The reign of Aurangzeb witnessed one of the strongest campaign of religious violence in Mughal Empire's history. Aurangzeb killed 4.6 million Hindus. Aurangzeb banned all Hindu festivals like Diwali, etc. He reintroduced Jizya (tax) on Hindus. He led numerous campaigns of attacks against Hindus. He destroyed thousands of Hindu temples.

Aurangzeb issued orders in 1669, to all his governors of provinces to destroy with a willing hand the schools and temples of the Hindus, and that they were strictly enjoined to put an entire stop to the teaching and practice of idolatrous forms of worship. These orders and his own initiative in implementing them led to the destruction of numerous temples, contributing to the list of temples destroyed during Islamic rule of India. Some temples were destroyed entirely; in other cases mosques were built on their foundations, sometimes using the same stones. Idols were smashed, and the city of Mathura was temporarily renamed as Islamabad in local official documents. Aurangzeb was reborn as Mr. Kanha Kumar in Bitihar.

This is an unparalleled love story between Mr. Kanha Kumar (the best orator, best PhD student, best political leader, bestselling author in India) and Dr. Kana Gayyub (the best doctor, best journalist and most promising author in India). Love started in PANU Campus Hostel room. Love flourished in the demonetization bank queues. Would they be able to break the barrier of religion, politics and cash crunch and live happily ever after?

Have you ever wondered, what happens, when a girl with low sex drive meets a guy with slight EDS problem and they fail to make love even after repeated attempts. Author Cheatan Bhagaot’s Half Indian Girl came to their rescue. They learned how to arouse a dead snake, by reading page 57 of the novel. They made best love of their life. In the process of making love, Kanha missed the opportunity to meet chief minister U-turn Khujliwal, who waited for one hour outside Kanha’s hostel room. Chief Minister had come to forge an alliance between his Khaap party and communist party for upcoming election. Was making love more important than meeting chief minister? Let’s hear it from the horse’s mouth.

Falling in Love in PANU Campus

By Lord Lenin’s blessing, I fall in love with Dr. Kana Gayyub, the awesome doctor cum Journalist whom I met at Tihar Jail. She had come to PANU campus to take my interview. She came to my room in the morning. She was wearing a sleeveless blue top and pink mini skirt.

Kana said, Hi Kanha, do you remember me, we met at Tihar Jail. I would like to interview you and publish it in my upcoming book Gujarat Files".

I smiled at her and started ogling at her as if I never saw any girl before, I said, Let’s close the door, government has deployed lot of spies to disrupt our freedom movement

Kana showed interest in me by repeatedly putting her arms above her head to let me inspect her shaved armpit and overflowing breast. She was enjoying my unfailing attention.

I was thinking of tying her in the