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    How Not to Date a Tentacle Monster
    How Not to Date a Tentacle Monster
    How Not to Date a Tentacle Monster
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    How Not to Date a Tentacle Monster

    By Stephanie Burke

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    Helios Ju has the perfect boyfriend. Peter has the perfect body, the perfect hair, the perfectly loving attitude… and about 20 cocks in his pants.

    No stranger to bodies that don’t fit the societal norm as an intersex person himself, Helios has no reason to fear bodies that are different. But now he has to come to grips with the fact that yes, there are aliens on planet Earth; yes, he is falling in love with one; and yes, his virgin alien boyfriend wants to trust him with all of his secrets.

    After his disastrous past on Earth, Peter is frightened to reveal his true nature to his perfect boyfriend. But how can they have a relationship if there are secrets being kept? Peter is ready to give it all to Helios, but first he has to be brave enough to reveal the truth of what’s in his heart as well as what’s in his pants.

    In the end, he hopes that his Helios is strong enough to understand that even Tentacle Monsters need love too.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChangeling Press
    Release dateMay 15, 2020
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