Warped: A funny short story: The Meantime Stories, #3

By Svingen and Pedersen

"It has to be the funniest, wackiest tale I have read in a long time." -Readers' Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW)

In this wacky and hilarious sci-fi spoof, Captain Lisa Henderson and her 3,500 passengers on the commuter spaceship Agatha X are stuck inside a wormhole. Their safe return home may depend upon a cinnamon roll.

THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It's glittering darkness, and clouded light.

Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!

• Language: English
• Publisher: EnterTeller Media AS (Norway)
• Release date: May 8, 2018
• ISBN: 9788283930320

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No. 3

WARPED

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Svingen & Pedersen

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Published by EnterTeller Media AS, Norway

ISBN: 978-82-8393-032-0

(EPUB Edition, v1.0)

Cover image by Håkon Lystad

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Copyright © 2018 by Vegard Svingen and Øyvind Skogly Pedersen

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All characters and events in this publication, other than those clearly in the public domain, are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

∞ In the Meantime, anything can happen ∞

No. 3

WARPED

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In the Meantime ...

Captain Lisa Marie Henderson stares at the paper bag with her fresh-baked pastry, as she and her 3,500 passengers travel through a wormhole.

After commanding the commuter-spaceship Agatha X back and forth between Mars in the Milky Way and the planet Kelt in