Trapped in France
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American, Jayne Price wants to see the world. But to her, Canada is exotic, her local Chinese buffet is considered an international experience and anyone who doesn’t look like they emigrated from northern Sweden is potentially armed and dangerous. So when she finds herself in Menton, France, surrounded by those people, she decides to play hopscotch with a bevy of cultural landmines before eventually blowing herself up.
James Suriano
James grew up in New York and was educated at Johns Hopkins University. He currently lives in Fort Lauderdale, FL and writes speculative and book club fiction in his spare time.He loves to hear from his fans at Jamessuriano@gmail.com
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Trapped in France - James Suriano
Trapped in France
James Suriano
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Menton
Disconnected
St. Agnes
Fragrance First
Menton
The Cote D’Azur is supposed to be the European equivalent of Hawaii to an American. Sweeping vistas, beautiful beaches, dramatic mountains, the dry and sunny Mediterranean climate and, most importantly, bragging rights on social media of the glamour as one steeps in the salty blue waters while the rest of the poor schmucks in Little Town, USA, feed their intellect with Walmart-sized subs, 7-Eleven Slurpees, and media that celebrates ‘The Bachelor’ as the cultural aspiration of their time.
But not all was as it seemed at first glance and Jayne Price