Selling To The Goyim: After Dinner Conversation, #36
By J. Weintraub
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Synopsis: The son of a liquor store owner goes into advertising and finds out he's just like his father.
After Dinner Conversation is a growing series of short stories across genres to draw out deeper discussions with friends and family. Each story is an accessible example of an abstract ethical or philosophical idea and is accompanied by suggested discussion questions.
Podcast discussion of this short story, and others, is available on iTunes, Stitcher, and Youtube.
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Selling To The Goyim - J. Weintraub
Selling To The Goyim
After Dinner Conversation Series
IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF that the blood of generations of salesmen flows through my veins and that, at least on my father’s side, peddlers, pitchmen, hucksters, drummers, horse traders, and merchant princes have been in the family since the days of Solomon. I’ve got uncles in men’s wear and lingerie, cousins in hardware and paints, and last year my Aunt Sarah, at the age of sixty-five, opened a yarn and needle craft shop on the proceeds of her husband’s life insurance. My great grandfather taught Sam Goldwyn everything he knew about pushing gloves, but my father was the Harry in Harry’s Famous West Side Liquors,
and to my mind, he was the best of them all.
I ought to know, because I worked elbow-to-elbow with him from the time I was old enough to hoist a case of beer up to the counter to the day I went off to college. Long before the discount drugstores made loss leaders a permanent fixture in the trade, my father was featuring at cost a name-brand Scotch one week, a bourbon the next. He compiled a mailing list of over 20,000 names and regularly hired neighborhood kids to slip flyers underneath the windshield wipers of every car within a mile radius. He sponsored softball and bowling teams, importing ringers whenever a championship was at stake, and donated kegs of beer to the Fourth Ward’s Annual Labor Day Picnic. The week before Christmas, he gave away over a dozen cases of whiskey—bottle-by-bottle—to his best customers, and on December 24 he was open for business until midnight. On Christmas day he was open from nine to five.
But the true key to the success of Harry’s Famous West Side Liquors was not my father’s undercutting of the competition or the sweepstakes he ran once or twice a year. It was, as he so often reminded me,