Now and Then Again, The Way We Were and the Way We Are Second Edition
()
About this ebook
I owned a jewelry store in Pompton Lakes, NJ. I sent four page newsletters to my customers 3 times a year. The newsletters were an instant hit when I started them in 1997. I compiled them along with many articles on topics unsuitable for the newsletters into three editions of Ornamentally Incorrect. I had written so much about just about everything, consumer and middle class issues, food, drink, money, economics, politics, and the lighter side of life, I reorganized everything into a new general interest book, with jewelry articles in one section. This is the second edition of that book with 192 more pages.
Most pages have 3-5 short articles but some articles are up to 7 pages. There are 394 photos and illustrations and 1122 articles, each with a headline-like title, as well as 88 notes at the end of the book in the same format. It will look beston a table size screen or larger.
There are many articles about the past which are eerily resonant today, hence the title. Examples are an 1899 prediction that the Chinese will start to mass produce goods "not for their own use, but for us and at such ruinous prices that the labor market of the world will suffer a terrible blow," (Made in China), the man who really sold snake oil (Snake Oil). The economy was stupid in 1896, too: "Leak Through Economics" is from Bryan's Cross of Gold speech. That morally corrupt new music is old, shown by quotes about the waltz in 1813, ragtime in 1902, Stravinsky in 1913, swing in 1936, jive in 1944, rock and roll in 1957, and hip-hop in 2007 (All Shook Up). The Great Recession got you depressed? It's happened before, in the year 33 in ancient Rome (Oeconomia est, O Asine!). While in Rome, go down to Pompeii and read the Graffiti on the walls: "Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!" (The Handwriting on the Wall).
The book goes from A (Attention Winos) to Z (Zen and the Art of Canine Maintenance). Here is a sample of the diverse topics in the book: an elephant who didn't get a peanut because it was paid for with a lead slug flattening the offender with a stream of water (Never Cheat an Elephant), counterfeiters who printed money while in prison in 1899 (Passing the Buck), a man who sat on an ostrich egg until it hatched (Professional Screwball), women riled up by a tax on corsets (Boob Married Men Tax Corsets!), airline barf bags with ads on them (Ad Nauseum), and a 1927 robot who answered the phone and who, when asked his favorite book at a booksellers convention, replied "Is Sex Necessary?" by James Thurber (Is Sex Necessary?). The article is accompanied by a wonderful photo of a woman hugging the protesting robot.
There are many spin-off articles. There's an article about colorful Cockney diamond magnate Barney Barnato who was bought out by DeBeers founder Cecil Rhodes in 1889 (The Largest Check Ever Written). When Barney's nephew attended a dinner at the Savoy in London in 1898, a cancellation left an unlucky 13 guests. Warned that the first to leave would die, he scoffed and left first. Two weeks later he was murdered by a blackmailer. The Savoy then had a three foot wooden black cat named Kaspar sit in on parties of 13. (The Cat Who Came to Dinner.) In 1930, the Savoy Cocktail Book listed a Barney Barnato Cocktail that used a South African apéritif that went "defunct" until revived by a South African winery in 2014. (The Ghost Ingredient is Back!) All three articles reference each other.
Related to Now and Then Again, The Way We Were and the Way We Are Second Edition
Related ebooks
Now and Then Again Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLife & Other Passing Moments Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCthulhu's Cousins and Other Weirdnesses Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5The Red Well: A Western Trio Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings100 Years of the Los Angeles County Fair, 25 Years of Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBig Boy's Big Rig: The Leftovers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMurder, Mystery, and Magic: Macabre Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCarbondale After Dark And Other Stories: Expanded Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Viola Brothers Shore Mystery MEGAPACK® Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe C.A.M.P. Guide to Sex and the Single Gay Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHeartland Humor Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Stephen Wasylyk Mystery MEGAPACK® Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTrue Story: A Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Evil at Monteine: Ruane the Witchfinder, Book Two Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Chronotope and Other Speculative Fictions Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Mahboob Chaudri Mystery MEGAPACK ™: The Complete Mystery Series Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWeirdbook #33 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYOU GOTTA PLAY HURT Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Now That's Funny!: Jokes and Stories from the Man Who Keeps America Laughing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsResnick on the Loose Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWeird Tales #325 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Cosmic Fusion Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Magnificent Ambersons (Barnes & Noble Classics Series) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales I Never Told! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn Search of Nice Americans Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Man Who Lost Himself Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe 40th Golden Age of Science Fiction MEGAPACK®: Robert F. Young (vol. 1) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Second Macabre MEGAPACK®: 20 Classic Dark Fantasies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAs Good As Dead: Singer Batts #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWeird Tales #313 (Summer 1998) Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
United States History For You
The Great Reset: And the War for the World Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes: Revised and Complete Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Great Awakening: Defeating the Globalists and Launching the Next Great Renaissance Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A People's History of the United States Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Indifferent Stars Above: The Harrowing Saga of the Donner Party Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Road to Jonestown: Jim Jones and Peoples Temple Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Master Slave Husband Wife: An Epic Journey from Slavery to Freedom Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/51776 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Hide an Empire: A History of the Greater United States Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Pioneers: The Heroic Story of the Settlers Who Brought the American Ideal West Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Book of Charlie: Wisdom from the Remarkable American Life of a 109-Year-Old Man Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Benjamin Franklin: An American Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Vanderbilt: The Rise and Fall of an American Dynasty Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer: An Edgar Award Winner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing England: The Brutal Struggle for American Independence Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee: An Indian History of the American West Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Slouching Towards Bethlehem: Essays Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Fourth Turning Is Here: What the Seasons of History Tell Us about How and When This Crisis Will End Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Untold History of the United States Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Devil in the Grove: Thurgood Marshall, the Groveland Boys, and the Dawn of a New America Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Waco: David Koresh, the Branch Davidians, and A Legacy of Rage Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Masters of the Air: America's Bomber Boys Who Fought the Air War Against Nazi Germany Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for Now and Then Again, The Way We Were and the Way We Are Second Edition
0 ratings0 reviews