The Bonnacon Goes to Pamplona
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The Bonnacon Goes to Pamplona, the second book in the bonnacon collection, is a humorous adult children’s book complete with catchy illustrations. In the vein of Curious George adventures, the bonnacon has his own amazing adventures. While in Spain the bonnacon catches a faint paella aroma and, finding the traditional Spanish rice dish irresistible, he goes on a culinary quest for some. On his quest he meets Federico, a most talented bull, and Maribel, a most beautiful heifer. The bonnacon finds himself clopping along with them on suburban cobblestone streets, and before long on the cobblestone streets of Pamplona amidst the Running of the Bulls! It doesn’t go well and, having useless inward-curving horns, the bonnacon must defend himself the only way he knows . . .
Bruce Shaffer
Bruce Shaffer has written feature magazine stories and sports articles for publications near his adopted hometown of Folsom, California. As a civil engineer, he authored many water resources documents during his 26-year career. Now retired, Bruce enjoys tapping into his life experiences and creativity to compose works of non-fiction and fiction. He lives happily with his wonderful wife, a playful dog, and a defiant cat; and has two awesome grown sons in Northern California.
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The Bonnacon Goes to Pamplona - Bruce Shaffer
THE BONNACON GOES TO PAMPLONA
Bruce Shaffer
Smashwords Edition 2020
ISBN 9780463677926
Copyright 2020 Bruce Shaffer
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without prior written permission of the author/publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in reviews.
All characters in this book have no existence outside the imagination of the author and have no relation to anyone bearing the same name or names. Any resemblance to individuals known or unknown to the author are purely coincidental.
Published by Bruce Shaffer
BShafferforty9@gmail.com
DEDICATION
For those now venturing out into the world during these crazy times of the coronavirus. You’re entering banks with bandannas concealing your faces, dining-in wearing six-foot-diameter innertubes around your waists, or perhaps you’re dressing in inflatable hippo suits to safely hug Covid-19-positive loved ones. You deserve a little levity, which I hope my book can deliver.
PREFACE
This is the second book in the bonnacon collection. As I explained in the first book, The Bonnacon Goes to Calgary, the idea for the