Kale is a Four Letter Word
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Kale is more than a super food, it is a very trendy vegetable that people either love or hate. But this light-hearted collection shows us that kale can provide so much more for human relationships, history, and murder! Filled with illustrations and some kale recipes, this book is a fun read for everyone, whether they like kale or not.
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Kale is a Four Letter Word - Corrales Writing Group
Kale is a Four-Letter Word
ISBN: 978-1-951122-09-6 (Paperback)
ISBN: 978-1-951122-14-0 (ebook)
LCCN: 2020933083
Copyright © 2020 by Corrales Writing Group, LLC
Cover Design: Alexz Uría
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Kale is a Four-Letter Word
An Anthology by The Corrales Writing Group, LLC
and guest contributors
Edited by Patricia Walkow and Chris Allen
Other Corrales Writing Group, LLC Publications
Love, Sweet to Spicy
Love, Sweet to Spicy in Color
Passages
Passages in Color
Currents
Corrales Writing Group 2014 Anthology
Corrales Writing Group 2013 Anthology
Corrales Writing Group Members
Chris Allen
Maureen Cooke
Sandi Hoover
Jim Tritten
Patricia Walkow
Guest Contributors
Jane Butel
Sandi Cathcart
Adrienne Evatt
Jasmine Tritten
Walter Walkow
Illustrations and Photos
Illustrations and photographs are credited at the end of this volume, in order of appearance.
Contents
Introduction
Keep Kale Cool
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale - Memo 1
The Kale Virgin
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 2
The Ultimate Vegetable: Part 1
Obsessed by Kale
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 3
The Ultimate Vegetable – Part 2
The Dark Side of Kale
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 4
Give it an Inch
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 5
The Ultimate Vegetable – Part 3
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 6
It’s Only Because I Love You
The Great Kale–Cauliflower War
The Kale Killer
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 7
Kale—Super Food? Or Super Gross?
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale – Memo 8
Recipes
A Word about Recipes
Slivered Kale Salad with Roasted Vegetables and Spicy Orange Sesame Dressing
Colcannon
Kiki’s Kale Salad
Surprise Green Smoothie
Adrienne’s Kale Pie
Kale des Ordures – a Down the Hatch
Kale Recipe
Kale Farewell
Author Biographies
Illustration and Photo Credits
Contents by Author
Chris Allen: Keep Kale Cool; Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale Memos 1-8; Obsessed by Kale; The Great Kale-Cauliflower War; A Word about Recipes
Maureen Cooke: It’s Only Because I Love You; Kale – Super Food? Or Super Gross?
Sandi Hoover: Give it an Inch
Jasmine Tritten and Jim Tritten: The Ultimate Vegetable – Part 1; The Ultimate Vegetable – Part 2; The Ultimate Vegetable – Part 3
Patricia Walkow: Introduction; The Kale Virgin
Patricia Walkow and Chris Allen: A Kale Farwell
Walter Walkow: The Dark Side of Kale; The Kale Killer
Recipes
Jane Butel: Slivered Kale Salad with Roasted Winter Vegetables and Spicy Orange Sesame Dressing
Sandi Cathcart: Colcannon
Sandi Hoover: Kiki’s Kale Salad; Surprise Green Smoothie
Adrienne Evatt: Adrienne’s Kale Pie
Jim Tritten: Kale des ordures – a Down the Hatch
Kale Recipe
Introduction
Finding a nutrition-focused magazine or newspaper article that does not deify kale is impossible. Somehow, this particular cultivar of Brassica oleracea has become the darling of the superfood world.
For now.
At some point it will pass its radiant divinity to some other vegetable newly identified as a god by whoever makes, or thinks they make, these decisions for the rest of us.
Not that we care.
Unfortunately for kale, some of us either secretly or blatantly despise this particular branch of the cabbage family. We find its taste foul and its texture repugnant. If you are one of these people, this book is for you.
Oh, but I love kale,
you say.
My condolences.
Yet, this book is for you, too—if you have a well-developed sense of humor and are open to a new perspective on kale.
Some stories are about wives urging their spouses to eat the so-called healthy vegetable, however objectionable it may be. Others are horror stories about kale. We have charming illustrations, great photos, quotes about kale, and a host of suggestions for using this particular vegetable in a non-traditional way.
We even have some recipes…kind of. Maybe.
Enjoy our anthology’s irreverent look at all things kale. It’s time to fire this plant’s publicist.
Patricia Walkow, Editor
Project Resurrect and Illuminate Kale (PRIK) team at work in the conference room.
Keep Kale Cool
Chris Allen
Bella Hart, General Manager of Produce Magic, LLC, knew the name flashing on caller-ID. Damn.
She tweaked her face into a smile and picked up the receiver. Good morning, Cameron. How’s it blooming?
I am not happy, Bella.
Cameron Nash was Chief Produce Officer of Amalgamated Foodgroups, Inc. and Bella’s biggest client. I just thumbed through last quarter’s sales report. Kale has slipped in the superfood standings. Again. There’s an increase in anti-kale memes on social media, and someone published a report that kale is potentially toxic. Probably some grad student scrambling for an original research project, but shit!
OK, Cameron, calm down. I’ll get my staff together and we’ll create a revised kale marketing plan.
I want something in my inbox by five o’clock this afternoon. And Bella….
Yes?
It’d better be good. I got kale coming out of my….
Hitting the disconnect button before Cameron could finish, Bella called her best ad people to a brainstorming meeting. You know the drill, folks,
she said to the twelve people sitting around the conference table. "We’ve got