A Tale of Two Bitties

By Jenn Williams

Ever want to know what life would be like if your life was really meant for a primetime TV time slot? What is it like raising children who are gold champions at sarcastic comedy? Find out by following the crazy antics of two young American children who are anything but boring. This book highlights some of the most memorable real life moments of an average Midwest family. The quotes from these hilarious children will keep you laughing and leave you wanting more!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jennifer Williams
• Release date: Apr 27, 2020
• ISBN: 9781952422058

Jenn Williams

Jenn Williams is a writer which if you know anything about the trade means she spends most of her day doing whatever she can to avoid writing. She is a mother of 3 from central Illinois. She enjoys spending time with her children and granddaughter, writing, and entertaining friends and family with her comedic wit. Jenn is takes sarcasm to new extremes often using it to mask her craziness. She still believes there is no problem that can't be solved with chocolate or bacon. Jenn spends her time refereeing her two younger children and napping. Sleeping is her favorite leisure activity, and she will be a frontrunner when napping is finally added as an Olympic sport. She also enjoys cooking, animals, nature and spending time with her main squeeze, Netflix. That's "cooking (comma) animals" not "cooking animals." Although, both would be accurate.

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