The Worst Class in the World

By Joanna Nadin and Rikin Parekh

'Deliciously silly, with hilarious catchphrases… a great cheer-up book' The Guardian
'HILARIOUS! Proper laughs!' Pamela Butchart
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A laugh-out-loud young fiction series from bestselling author Joanna Nadin, perfect for fans of Horrid Henry.

According to head teacher Mrs Bottomley-Blunt, 4B is the WORST CLASS IN THE WORLD. She says school is not about footling or fiddle-faddling or FUN. It is about LEARNING and it is high time 4B tried harder to EXCEL at it.

But Stanley and Manjit didn't LITERALLY mean to make their whole class sick with homemade biscuits. And they definitely didn't LITERALLY mean for Manjit's dog Killer to eat their teacher's shoes or for Bruce Bingley's rat to escape. These things just happened even though they had a FOOLPROOF plan.

You see, 4B may be the WORST CLASS IN THE WORLD. But you wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

Highly illustrated and featuring two hilarious madcap adventures in one book, these books are just right for children ready for their first chapter books.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
• Release date: May 14, 2020
• ISBN: 9781526611857

Joanna Nadin

A former broadcast journalist, Downing Street political adviser and government speechwriter, Joanna Nadin is the author of more than eighty books for children and teenagers, including the Flying Fergus series with Sir Chris Hoy, the bestselling Rachel Riley diaries, based on the author’s teenage years, and the Carnegie Medal-nominated Joe All Alone, which is now a BAFTA-winning BBC drama. She is also a lecturer on the MA in Creative Writing at Bath Spa University. Joanna has written three novels for adults: The Double Life of Daisy Hemmings, The Talk of Pram Town, and The Queen of Bloody Everything.

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In memory of my deputy headmaster, Mr Pett, who was as terrifying to us as Mrs Bottomley-Blunt, but also as kind as Mr Nidgett, as clever as Manjit and as funny as Stanley

– J.N.

For the following teachers, who were THE best in their individual, magical ways: Ms Wilson, Mrs Shah, Señor Campos, Mr Meyer, Ms McGinn and Mr Alden. A special BIG UP to Mrs Williams and Ms Bickle, two of THE most eloquent teachers EVER!

– R.P.

Contents

Introduction

The Biscuit King

Show and Tell

Our class is the WORST CLASS IN THE WORLD.

I know it is the WORST CLASS IN THE WORLD because Mrs Bottomley-Blunt (who is our headmistress, and who makes a noise like a horse when she is annoyed, which is a lot) is always taking our teacher into the corridor and saying,

‘Mr Nidgett, I have come across some rotten eggs in my time, but 4B is LITERALLY the WORST CLASS IN THE WORLD.’

LITERALLY means actually scientifically TRUE. Mrs Bottomley-Blunt pointed that out when Manjit Morris (who is my best friend, and who is going to be the First Human Boy to Swim Faster than a Shark) said his head had LITERALLY exploded when he got a dog called Killer for his birthday, and it actually hadn’t. It is true that a lot of things do not go as well as they could in class 4B. For example:

1. The time Penelope Potts became Playground Monitor and reported us all for trying to tunnel to Finland.

2. The time we went on a school trip to Grimley Zoo and Harvey Barlow smuggled a penguin back on the bus.

3. The time Manjit brought Killer in for Show and Tell and she ate four gel pens, Lacey Braithwaite’s rubber that smells of strawberry and Mr Nidgett’s Emergency Shoes.

Plus no one has won a prize all year, and 4A have won:

1. Best Assembly About Monkeys.

2. Best Being Silent when Mrs Bottomley-Blunt Bangs Her Gong.

3. Best Raffia Owl Display.

Although this is not surprising as their class captain is Eustace Troy, who is president of chess club, first violin in the school orchestra and team leader on the