Clem & Tang - Not Peeling So Well

By Darren Flowers

Oh what a day for Clem & Tang! In this debut children's book series, the two brave little citrus fruits have won the chance of a lifetime to twist, turn and zoom through the rides at Bottomless Blend. Will their eyes prove bigger than their stomachs? The high-flying Big Lemon Squeezy and the spiraling Vine of Currant will force our heroes Clem and Tang to face their fears head on in this colorful new adventure.

Darren Flowers brings laughter and charm to this witty story while reminding kids of the importance of a non-quitting attitude...even in the face of embarrassing and challenging situations. This children's story comes to life through the big, bold and expressive illustrations of Arooba Bilal. Ride along with the zesty duo of Clem and Tang as they demonstrate the value of will power, perseverance and never, ever giving up! 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Darren Flowers
• Release date: Apr 23, 2020
• ISBN: 9781734943511

Darren Flowers

Darren Flowers is a husband, father, writer, artist, track and field coach, joggler (yes it's a real thing) and many other things. He spent years struggling as a touring musician and singer/songwriter in his 20's and when that didn't pay the bills, he moved on to his next big passion...track and field. He's been a coach at the collegiate level now for 13 years. As he approaches his 40's he's gone back to his first true love...writing! Has he won any writing awards? No he hasn't, but his mom thinks he's outstanding and that's good enough for him.

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Reviews for Clem & Tang - Not Peeling So Well

[Andrew Yerkes · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

Makes no sense, kids don’t get the dumb unfunny puns