Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever

By Paul Orwell

Did you know that every U.S. president gets a presidential library after leaving office - and YOU pay for it?

This book reveals leaked plans for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library & Museum and tours this zany zone:

Ivanka Avenue officers tremendous views of The Statue of Trumpety with Don's "perfect" hand gesture replacing Lady Liberty's flame.

No books inside this library, but a continuous stream of Trump tweets showcasing his "best words."

Get Trump's orange look - rent a sunbed or purchase his signature Orang-U-Tan cream. Best Tan Ever!!!

Visit the Saturated Fat-Cats Café for charred steak, tubs of friend chicken, covfefe, and diet cola.

The don't-miss Heroes and Villains exhibit sponsored by the Russian Federation.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Paul Orwell
• Release date: Apr 17, 2020
• ISBN: 9781733807333

Paul Orwell

Paul Orwell has written 3 books about Donald Trump and the impact of Trumpocracy: "Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever", "Total Sh*t" and "Sad! Donald 'Biff' Trump is President." He's a centrist who hankers for normalcy in these strangest of times.A businessman and writer living in Washington, D.C. he believes that regular Republicans and Democrats have much more in common than Emperor Don wants them to believe. Orwell yearns to return to world where politicians reach across the aisle, and engage in healthy debate and bi-partisan compromise. He's a fervent fan of George Orwell's writing style and world-view.

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Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever: The Top-Secret Plans for Donald J. Trump’s Presidential Library and Museum © 2020 by Paul Orwell. All Rights Reserved.

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Printed in the United States of America 

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First Printing: April 2020

Published by Oceania Press

ISBN-13 978-1-7338073-4-3

ISBN-10 1-7338073-4-3

Contents

Preface

Introduction: Oh, Yes. Every President Gets One!

Chapter 1: Decisions, Decisions!

Chapter 2: Them That Came Before Him — 14 Presidential Libraries

Chapter 3: The Guided Tour

Chapter 4: The Truth About Presidential Libraries: Not Alternative Facts

Chapter 5: Library Or Lie-Brary?

Chapter 6: The Biggest Loser! — The Stolen Election Of 2020!

Afterword: Vote Vote Vote!

Appendix: Additional Resources

Acknowledgements

Endnotes

preface

COVID-19 is no laughing matter. Our nation faces an uncertain and scary future. But life still has to be lived, and laughter – like love and now loss – will continue. I am inspired by the steadiness and seriousness of governors like Andrew Cuomo (D-New York), Mike DeWine (R-Ohio), Larry Hogan (R-Maryland), and others. I am shell-shocked that when faced with the opportunity and moral obligation to bind this nation together, our angry president continues to smart and tear it apart. In November, we need the orange clown from Queens to exit stage left and focus instead on building his presidential library – the BEST LIBRARY EVER!!! – which is the subject of this book.

The first time I went to a public library, I thought, Wow, that’s a lot of books! In 2026, when I walk into the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, I’ll think, Wow, no books at all!

Yes, Trump’s presidential library will be different. It will be a big freaking freakshow of wrestling villains and superheroes, a circus where Donald the ringleader-king saves the world and bows to wild applause. His library will, tweet-by-tweet, relentlessly revise, pitch, and demolish what most people would call facts (or history) and bend the truth past its breaking point to glorify himself. Books? Is that a joke? – Donald can barely even read!

I’ve been to most of the presidential libraries in America. They are all different but this one will be really, really different. After visiting it, part of you will know that this library is a joke, but you’ll still feel queasy. All that screaming and fist-waving ... and was that really a tooth you saw rolling across the floor? Must the world, with people dying by the thousands be divided into winners and losers? Surely facts shouldn’t be fungible? And isn’t Don still trying a little too hard to impress us? 

The Orange Menace will not like my book but he’s unlikely to ever read it. So, I ask you, Dear Reader, to remember that satire (and criticism) aimed at political issues, are the most-protected form of free speech under the First Amendment.

But back again to those library books of my youth. Through them, I learned that truth really does matter. Today when I take a favorite volume off a library shelf, the page I read forty years ago is still the same page – its words didn’t change; the