A practical and useless guide

By Paulo Gaiotto

A collection of useless guides to your life (I wish not).

How to become a pastor?

How to commit suicide?

How to forget the love of your life?

And others "How-to"

That's simply a fun satire of "Practical manuals" and "self-help".

• Language: English
• Publisher: BadPress
• Release date: Jan 19, 2020
• ISBN: 9781071525760

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10 steps to become a pastor and earn a lot of money

Do you know how much is the net worth of Kenneth Copeland? According to Moey Inc. Magazine, his net worth is $760 million. That's right, SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS. That's a lot of stash!

And T.D. Jakes, do you know? $150 millions. How about Ayo oristejafor? Believe it or not, but that Garri eater have nothing less than a $120 million net worth

So... It's always raining Benjis in the minister's yards. But don't be jealous, you can always become a pastor and earn a lot of money.

Here is your guide:

1 – DRESSING

Go to Ross and buy two jackets, two pants, two shirts and two ties. Make sure to uneven the colors. For example, if the jacket is blue, buy an orange tie and a beige pants. The more tacky, the best.

2 – LOOK

Go to a barber shop and do a makeover. No one likes a blowzy pastor. Also trim your nose and ear hair.

3 – THE