Truck of the Inter-dimensional Bounty Hunters' Guild Local 137 and the Super Satanic Spork Strippers

By Timm Gillick

Truck is sent to an old, abandoned strip club (is that possible?) to search for Frank, a little fella about yay tall, bright red hair, pasty white skin, wears a black suit and a red bow tie. What he finds is a group of kids whose friends have been captured by Satanic Strippers (reminding some of a cartoon group of kids with their dog). And what’s the deal with the sporks?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Timm Gillick
• Release date: Jan 15, 2020
• ISBN: 9780463257166

Timm Gillick

Writing since a young age, Timm has always been creative, whether writing and directing short films, to writing comics, short stories and novellas, or doing cosplay photography.

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Truck of the Inter-Dimensional Bounty Hunters’ Guild Local 137 and the Super Satanic Spork Strippers

Timm Gillick

Published by Timm Gillick at Smashwords

Copyright 2020 Timm Gillick

Discover other titles by Timm Gillick:

Alice Action & the Wolfdroids in Amazons & Archers

Doctor October, Master of Scientific Sorcery in Rogues & Ruins

The Three Jack Voodoo: A Spider and Fortune Adventure

The Adventures of Felix Valentine, Gentleman Adventurer, vol. 1

Felix Valentine, Gentleman Adventurer in The Staff of Roj-Vor-Or

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Table of Contents

Chapter One: Big Bob’s Booby Hatch

Chapter Two: Enter the Ninja!

Chapter Three: The Glitter Dumb

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Chapter One: Big Bob’s Booby Hatch

The Camaro convertible, its top down, sped down the country lane. It carried four kids, all of them out of high school, yet none of them in college; and none of them old enough to legally drink alcohol either, but when has that stopped anyone before?

Blaine and Vance sat in the front seat, Vance drove. Both the boys were within an inch of six feet tall, one over, one under. Both were devilishly handsome, and they knew it. Bunny and Amber, their girlfriends, sat in the backseat, and they weren’t having any fun. Partly because they weren’t having any alcohol.

The guys were typical preppy late teens, used to having their way, plenty of dad’s money to throw around and the desires that needed some of that money to get them out of trouble. Vance’s sandy blonde hair was blowing in the wind as they raced down the dark, deserted road. Blaine’s dark hair was cut too short, and had too much gel in it, to be moved by anything less than gale-force winds.

I’m bored, Vance, Amber whined.

The girls were both ex-cheerleaders, Bunny was the captain of the squad three years in a row in high school, with hopes of getting into a college with an award-winning squad, hopefully somewhere near where Blaine and Vance were attending.

Bunny’s long, red curly hair was pulled back in a ponytail to keep it out of her face, but the wind tousled Amber’s hair because she forgot Vance liked driving with the top down. All the time. It didn’t matter if it was the middle of winter, Vance had the top down so everyone could see him.

Oh-ho-HO! Vance laughed. Don’t you worry none, Amber. I got something planned. He paused meaningfully and grinned at Blaine. Something sca-a-a-a-ary.

Aw, dude, said Blaine. I was hoping for something SEXY for the girls to do.

Don’t worry, Blaine. What I got planned is scary AND sexy.

A sudden light dawned in Blaine’s eyes as he realized what road they were on, where they were headed. He decided to play along. Is this a place we’re going that’s sexy AND scary? Is that possible?

It is, Vance laughed. As long as you have enough MONEY.

But, Blaine continued, still playing along, where can we find someplace sexy AND scary?

Bunny was getting upset at this point. She didn’t like being dumb, or seeming to be dumb. She WASN’T dumb, but she sure felt like it at times, especially when Vance and Blaine got one of their great ideas.

Yes, Bunny said, a touch of scorn in her voice, pray tell. Where can we find someplace sexy AND scary?

Vance and Blaine laughed as Blaine turned and gave his boy, you sure are dumb look to Bunny, which irritated her even more. Why, the old haunted strip club, of course!

Oh, great, Amber groaned.

Bunny sat back with a sigh. Just be glad we aren’t cow tipping again, Amber.

The guys attempted a guffaw but sounded more like cats snorting nasal spray as the girls sulked in the backseat, the east Texas countryside rolling past the car.

Bunny leaned in to whisper to Amber. Maybe if we just dance for them a little, grind our crotches on their laps, even pop out a tit, we won’t have to do this again. Otherwise we’ll be out here every week until we do dance and eventually have to put out for them.

The movie theater emptied kids and adults into the parking lot. Four young people, paired into two couples, broke