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    Bulls**t Brilliance: The #1 Undisputed Source For Creating Awesome Crap For Getting Yourself Out Of Trouble
    Bulls**t Brilliance: The #1 Undisputed Source For Creating Awesome Crap For Getting Yourself Out Of Trouble
    Bulls**t Brilliance: The #1 Undisputed Source For Creating Awesome Crap For Getting Yourself Out Of Trouble
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    Bulls**t Brilliance: The #1 Undisputed Source For Creating Awesome Crap For Getting Yourself Out Of Trouble

    By Joel S. Levinson

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    I know you know, that is is a satirical look at the world of excuses and why they are bad for you. And if you want to learn more and get some free books and stuff, head over to BSBrilliance.com

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    We've all been there...

    “Get this report done by Monday!” Ugh! It’s your wedding anniversary and you have non-refundable tickets to Fiji! How about when you get home two hours later than your curfew? Your mom is sitting there waiting for you and she is pissed. How do you spin this so she will let you live to be 18? You’ve got to bulls**t, folks! Cause if you don’t you’ll take the fall and will be judged. . . and it won’t be pretty.

    Bulls**t Brilliance will help you master this essential survival skill! You will learn not just what dazzling drek looks and sounds like, but you’ll become a champion chucker of cowyard confetti! Your codswallop will be crackerjack; your baloney will be breathtaking. Your goal is to get out of being found guilty of. . . anything, ever! Because remember, it’s never your fault.

    If you perfect this skill, your boss will not only offer to write the report himself but will drive you and your spouse to the airport! Your mom will be so proud that she will buy you a new car! This little gem of a book compiles the bulls**t secrets of the universe and will help you master them, guaranteed. Read it now!

    Bulls**t Brilliance is a humorous How-to book on creating the excuses and deflections that help you avoid the consequences from your responsibilities. Many gems, free gifts, and other exciting tidbits are included. Of course, it also helps you identify the bulls**t in your life.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoel S. Levinson
    Release dateJan 6, 2020
    ISBN9780463198216
    Bulls**t Brilliance: The #1 Undisputed Source For Creating Awesome Crap For Getting Yourself Out Of Trouble
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    Joel S. Levinson

    “Can’t is only true if you never take action to prove you can.”Joel S. Levinson knows what it’s like to walk to the abyss, get sucked in, make excuses, stare his future self in the eye, and pull himself back out. He knows the personal and professional pressures of being told he would certainly fail, and yet achieve success.Without succumbing to his critics and with great support from family and friends, he has gone on to author or co-author four books, create five entrepreneurial companies, and been president of multiple $100M business units in the Fortune 500. He earned his Masters from Southern Methodist University, and his black belt in American Kenpo. He is privileged to sit on the board of directors for two non-profit organizations: Kids at Hope and Your Heart, Our Hands.Joel strives every day to be the consummate catalyst for generating actions that accelerate positive results in his family, friends, and clients’ lives – he wants everyone to achieve their goals and dreams!He is humbled to be the dad of two beautiful daughters, Jaime and Sarah. And he is blessed beyond belief for the 34 years (and counting!) of marriage to his bride, Jackie.

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