The Jackass Whisperer: How to deal with the worst people at work, at home and online—even when the Jackass is you
By Scott Stratten and Alison Stratten
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A rallying cry for everyone tired of keyboard commandos and people who use speakerphones in open plan offices, The Jackass Whisperer is your guide to dealing with the worst people on earth. Jackasses are those who make our lives needlessly harder. They drive too slowly in the fast lane and too quickly in the slow lane, reply all, heat up fish in the microwave at work and share way too much information about their cleanse on Facebook. They live in our homes, work in our offices and shop at our stores. Jackasses are among us, and we have some bad news for you: if you can’t spot the Jackass at the (enter literally any place on the planet), then the Jackass is you. After a lifetime of research, Scott and Alison Stratten offer the definitive guide to surviving the Jackassery in your life and making the world a better place, one set of noise-cancelling headphones at a time.
Scott Stratten
Scott and Alison Stratten are Jackass experts, co-authors of five best-selling business books, co-owners of UnMarketing Inc and co-hosts of not only The UnPodcast, but five children, three dogs and one cat. Their books, their company and their show all represent their thoughts on the changing world of business through their experiences of entrepreneurship, two degrees (Alison), not lasting long as an employee (both) and screaming at audiences around the world (Scott; Alison is more polite). They were put on this earth as a reminder that not all Canadians are passive and apologetic. Businesses like PepsiCo, Saks Fifth Avenue, IBM, Cirque du Soleil and Microsoft have been brave enough to want their advice. They now spend their time keynoting around the world, and realizing they rank tenth and eleventh in order of importance in their home.
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The Jackass Whisperer - Scott Stratten
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Contents
What Kind of Jackass Are You?
Origin Story
The Jackass in the Wild
The Jackass at Work
The Jackass at the Gym
The Jackass at the Mall
The Jackass Online
The Jackass Goes to School
The Jackass in Transit
The Jackass Has a Kid
Judgement- and Jackass-Free Math Class
Authors’ Note (of Apologies)
The Jackass Ranking System
Landmarks
Cover
Body Matter
Back Matter
What Kind of Jackass Are You?
As you read, we encourage you to keep track of your own Jackassery on paper or on your device. For each example, you’ll find two possible reactions: the Jackass Reaction (JR) that pays the awfulness forward, and the Whisperer Reaction (WR) that stops the spread. Each Jackass move you’ve done (be honest here) gets you 1 point. For each Whisperer Reaction, give yourself -1 point. At the end, check out the last section of the book to see how you did. Share your score with the hashtag #JackassWhisperer. No judgement, of course.
Origin Story
It all began back in 2009. Scott was on the train home after giving a keynote speech in Toronto, and checking Twitter (as one did back in ’09) when he read this tweet. To protect the identity of the guilty, we’ll call him Patient Zero.
I deserve a cookie. I just watched five minutes of a video of Scott Stratten speaking and didn’t shoot myself in the face.
After reading it a few times, Scott replied: Why the hate?
To which Patient Zero said: It’s not hate, just fact. Deal with it.
Here’s the thing: With a platform like Twitter, this interaction didn’t just happen, it happened with an audience. A ton of other people chimed in, both in public and private messages, telling Scott not to block or ignore the feedback. Kill him with kindness,
they advised.
No, said Scott. I’m not the Jackass Whisperer. It’s not my job to rehabilitate jerks online.
The Jackass Whisperer message became a rallying cry for everyone tired of keyboard commandos and people who use speakerphones in open-plan offices. It has been quoted with credit (amen and hallelujah), misquoted with credit (seriously, what is a Jackbutt Whisperer?), stolen (ugh), printed on socks and mugs, and even included in Brené Brown’s book Daring Greatly.
At this rate, it’s going on our tombstones: They died as they lived, surrounded by Jackasses.
So, you’re probably asking yourself, what exactly is a Jackass? The original tweet was meant for online trolls and haters, but we realized very quickly it applied to a ton of real-life situations as well. Jackasses are those people who make our lives needlessly harder. They provide unsolicited feedback and begin sentences with phrases like, Just to be brutally honest here...
They drive slowly in the fast lane and too quickly in the slow lane, reply all, heat up fish in the microwave at work and share way too much information about their cleanse on Facebook. They live in our homes, work in our offices and shop at our stores.
Jackasses are among us, and we have some bad news for you: if you can’t spot the Jackass at the (literally any place on the planet), then the Jackass is you.
And sometimes it’s us. We realized in writing this book that the person who is constantly complaining about Jackassery may be the Jackass. That was quite the rabbit hole of self-discovery to fall into.
Ten years later, after extensive research, we’ve come up with a few conclusions. First, there are two sides to just about every Jackass—what someone does (or doesn’t do), and our reaction. Jackassery is like a virus—it’s contagious. And when we’re wronged, we tend to react with equal irritation. Then we take that frustration and pass it along to the next person we meet. Like the new employee at the drive-thru who messes up our order and spills our coffee while apologizing for being in training.
Second, in the face of inevitable Jackasses, preparation is our ally. Is the lineup always super long at the airport? Maybe show up a bit earlier. Is the waiter at your favorite restaurant always rude to you? Complain. Not online, but to the actual human manager, or find a new favorite restaurant. Most of us are irritated by occurrences that are common to us, so pay attention to what gets you ranting and see if you can prevent, or at least ease, the situation.
Third, we are all the Jackass. We’ve all done these things, and we’ve had almost all of them done to us and reacted badly. No one started it, no matter how many times that excuse got your little brother out of trouble. Own your treatment of others, own your reaction when meeting a Jackass and own the way you carry the experience forward.
An Important Disclaimer
Look, we know the person who cut you off isn’t leading a fascist regime. We know they aren’t murderers or racists. We know that in writing this book, we aren’t solving world hunger or bringing down the patriarchy. So, before you tweet or post about how petty we are, remember this: if we could all just get along