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Not Your Good Girl: Doggerel
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Not Your Good Girl is a collection of dogku and other doggerel by Lucy Barker. It presents a shouty and often snarky view of one rescue dog's daily life in the urban Midwest. Topics include food, power naps, food, human behavior, food, walks, food, thunderstorms and food. The publisher will donate 50% of the proceeds from the sale of this book to the KC Pet Project.
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LUCY BARKER IS PROBABLY SOME SORT OF BORDER COLLIE/CHOW MIX, BUT THAT’S UNCERTAIN. SHE LIVED A SEMI-FERAL EXISTENCE FOR AN UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE ADOPTING HER CURRENT FAMILY IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI. LUCY IS GROUCHY, SHOUTY & ANTI-SOCIAL, BUT POLITICALLY VERY LIBERAL. SHE WOULD LIKE A TREAT NOW.
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