Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell.

But how can this be?

He's college educated; a man of many talents.

A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba!

At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite.

"Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks.

A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words.

Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

• Language: English
• Publisher: S.E. Gordon
• Release date: Apr 20, 2019
• ISBN: 9781386767886

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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© 2019 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Denis Ismagilov (cover background, #251161104), Eric Isselée (chihuahua) and Julien Tromeur (Mexican frog illustrations). Additional black and white illustration(s) by Alfredo Intoci. Extended licenses provided by Dreamstime Stock Photos and Deposit Photos.

First Edition (v1.1)

Published on April 20, 2019

Last updated on March 28, 2020

ISBN-13: 9781386767886

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Cast

Forgive Me, Taco Bell...

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Decline

Chapter 2: Hold the Mustard

Chapter 3: The Fires of Breakfast Burn Hot

Chapter 4: Breakfast of Champions

Chapter 5: Napster

Chapter 6: Social Insecurity

Chapter 7: Uniform Disdain

Chapter 8: Granny Dearest

Chapter 9: Jos M'Gosh

Chapter 10: Boom Shakalaka

Chapter 11: Lifeline

Chapter 12: Rush, Rush

Chapter 13: Hail The Taco Army!

Chapter 14: Frulio'd

Chapter 15: Under the Taco Dome

About This Series

Series Guide

Author’s Note: A Long-Winded Disclaimer

Production Journal: Did Somebody Say Tacos?

Taco Bell Disclaimer

Product Description

BONUS: My First McGriddles

About the Author

Bonus Preview

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Dedication

To tacos. Am I loco for loving you?

Fredrico FrillyfoamForgive Me, Taco Bell...

Forgive Me, Taco Bell...

Yes, this adventure is set in an imaginary Taco Bell—my favorite fast food chain of all time! (Sorry, Del Taco...) Things get so crazy that I wanted to say up front that what follows would never happen at your local Taco Bell. For starters, they wouldn’t hire a crazy frog like Fredrico, or let him test out experimental menu items on customers. (Hopefully I’m not giving too much away...)

No, Taco Bell is just fine. It’s the author that’s a bit nutty, and don’t let this dissuade you from making a run for the border. (I do, on a daily basis now.)

And don’t despair. Nacho fries will make a comeback, eventually.

As for Cinnamon Crispas, well... You might want to have your cry now. They remain a relic of the past, a fond memory that in all likelihood will never grace a Taco Bell tray again.

Of course, anything can happen when it comes to Taco Bell. They did bring back nacho fries and rolled tacos at least once already. If all else fails, you might get lucky and find some ancient ones on eBay.

Who knows? If you have enough dough (or tacos), anything is possible...

—Scott, proudly powered by a Cinnamon Crispa for a brain

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Decline

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Decline

I’d been on top of the world, sipped the finest wine by the Riveria on my adventures across Europe while working for little known U.S. intelligence agencies. I’d read reams of procedural documents and dry handbooks that were enough to make me scream. Surely I had screamed on several occasions, and my brain was now etched with so much security protocol jargon that I started to believe that my name was NIST. Somewhere along the way I’d settled into a posh setup. I’d convinced the powers that be (Or had they convinced me?) that I could do all of my work from home along with the occasional site visit, which surprisingly they accepted. Now living in beautiful Orlando, Florida, only a stone’s throw from the Magic Kingdom, I had it all: beautiful