Sex Weird-o-Pedia: The Ultimate Book of Shocking, Scandalous, and Incredibly Bizarre Sex Facts
By Ross Benes
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Sex is the ultimate multidisciplinary subject, and it cannot be confined to a single facet of life. Through a series of amusing tidbits, Sex Weird-o-Pedia will walk you through how sex affects our technologies, economics, politics, religions, and cultures, as well as some strange sex facts that, for better or for worse, will make your conversations memorable to everyone at the party. Bizarre facts include:
- Which animal species engage in necrophilia
- Who has done it in outer space
- Why premature ejaculation has evolutionary advantages
- How masturbation led to the invention of cereal
- And more!
Knowing that Calvin Klein cologne turns tigers on probably won’t help you get laid, but it could prove useful if you’re in a conversation needing some pizzazz—or you find yourself in mixed company with a bunch of large cats.
Ross Benes
Ross Benes is a reporter at Digiday who previously worked for Esquire and Deadspin, where he wrote about sex, sports, statistics, and pop culture. His work has also appeared in the Wall Street Journal, New York magazine, Rolling Stone, Adweek, Quartz, Mental Floss, Business Insider, Salon, and Slate. A native of Brainard, Nebraska, he splits time between his home state and New York.
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Sex Weird-o-Pedia - Ross Benes
Copyright © 2019 by Ross Benes
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Print ISBN: 978-1-63158-437-4
Ebook ISBN: 978-1-63158-446-6
Printed in China
To Mom and Dad,
thanks for having sex so that I could exist.
contents
Introduction
CHAPTER 1
ANIMALS
CHAPTER 2
COMMERCIAL PRODUCTS
CHAPTER 3
SCIENCE
CHAPTER 4
STDS
CHAPTER 5
PORN
CHAPTER 6
POLITICS AND LAW
CHAPTER 7
ECONOMICS
CHAPTER 8
MILITARY
CHAPTER 9
RELIGION
CHAPTER 10
CULTURE
Sources
INTRODUCTION
Whether you are an abstinent virgin or a kinky horndog, one thing we can all agree on is that sex manifests itself throughout society in bizarre ways.
In this book, we are not focused on exalting or demonizing sex. Instead, we are just stating facts so that you can better appreciate the wonders of copulation. Some of the things sex affects include crime, how much money people save, and what we eat for breakfast. It is also something that nearly 10,000 Americans die in the act of each year. But no human has ever officially done it in outer space.
The approach that municipalities take toward sex varies widely. Some US states ban the sale of sex toys but do not ban sex with dead people. Many countries prohibit prostitution, but in parts of Germany where there are not enough people to take care of the elderly, the state experimented with turning hookers into nurses. Meanwhile, several ancient societies around the world insisted that their top civil servants be castrated in an effort to stamp out nepotism.
Primates like us do not have a monopoly on weird sex. Strange boning can be witnessed throughout the animal kingdom from water bugs that produce construction-zone levels of noise by rubbing their penis against their abdomen to sharks giving virgin births. And do not forget about the fish with flame-retardant sperm.
Some of these facts sound too odd to be true. Sources (page 113) at the end of this book will point you in the right direction if you are looking to do some independent research, but if you start doing your own investigations, you may want to brace yourself. My legs have been crossed ever since I found out that sex research pioneer Alfred Kinsey shoved toothbrushes into his urethra.
CHAPTER 1
ANIMALS
Leopard slugs have penises that come out of their heads, and since they are hermaphroditic both slugs can bear offspring when a pair mate. According to limacologists (an amazing word used to describe scientists who study slugs), leopard slugs mate by hanging upside down and wrapping their gooey penises around each other in a chandelier configuration.
Sea slugs have even stranger sex than their leopard brethren. After a sea slug mates, it discards its penis and grows another one within 24 hours. Starbucks is more considerate about wasting plastic straws than these slugs are about throwing away their dongs.
Ducks might look silly when they dunk their heads in a lake and show off their butts to pedestrians, but there is nothing lame about their dicks. A ruddy duck’s penis can extend past 8 inches and is covered in spines. Meanwhile, human penises average about 6 inches in length and aren’t equipped with much armor.
The clitoris of the female hyena extends up to 7 inches from its body.
Male alligators have permanent boners that hide inside their bodies.
Researchers have found that some animals engage in activity akin to prostitution. Female penguins, who need stones to build their nests, trade sex for the rocks that male penguins provide them.
Water bugs are the loudest animal in the world relative to their size. The tiny critter reaches nearly 100 decibels when it rubs its penis against its abdomen. Basically, there is a rock concert going on whenever a water bug does the nasty.
Male giraffes will drink the pee of their female counterparts to determine if they are fertile or not.
The antechinus, an Australian marsupial, mates for 14 hours straight and will screw until it goes blind or dies.
Labord’s chameleons die after they bone.
Female praying mantises are known to bite off and eat the heads of their male counterparts while they have sex. Once beheaded, the male’s corpse continues to thrust. This coital snack gives the female energy to produce more eggs, which incentivizes the sexual cannibalism.
Soapberry bugs can mate for 11 days straight.
A honeybee’s penis gets ripped off during sex.
Moths can detect pheromones from a few miles away.
Australian jewel beetles have been known to mate with brown beer bottles. Some beetles have died while trying to copulate with these alcohol containers.
Female lobsters rely on urine to entice their mates. They engage in foreplay by stroking each other with their feet before they molt their shells during mating.
Some herring have flame-retardant sperm.
Barnacles may have the most interesting penises in the animal kingdom. Their penises can stretch up to 8 times the length of their body, which is the equivalent of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady erecting a 50-foot schlong. And while many species have dicks that can change size, few can alter their shape. Researchers found that barnacles living in gentle waters have long and thin penises that are good for reach, while those in rough waters have short and wider penises that are better for holding off strong waves. The researchers then transported rough-water barnacles to calmer waters and vice versa and found that after getting moved around, the barnacles started adjusting their penis shape to better fit their environment.
Argentine lake ducks use their corkscrew penises like a lasso to pull in females that they’re mating with who are trying to escape. Their 17-inch dicks are the longest bird boners ever observed.
Female ducks have evolved elaborate vaginas to fend off unwelcome mating attempts from overeager males. For instance, some female ducks have vaginas that twist in the opposite direction of their male counterparts’ corkscrew penises.
Just 3 percent of bird species have penises. Ostriches and ducks have dicks, but eagles and penguins do not. Birds without penises