Chasing Aplomb
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In the continuation of the battle between Brett and New York, only one can win. With an opportunity to chase down the elusive "great job" things are looking up. At the same time, maybe it will end in a tie. More likely it will end in an emotional and financial bloodbath, but you never know. You would think at least one lesson was learned through all of this.
Brett Bastard
Brett was born and raised in Colorado Springs, Colorado which speaks directly to what is wrong with him. He is an uneducated halfarser who has won no writing awards nor contests. He did however, email poorly structured rants to an email list for longer than was appropriate. Brett also authored a nearly yearlong menagerie of stream of consciousness buffoonery loosely based on dating in your 30's. This was until he knocked a woman up twice, which essentially sent him on a path of scrambling to keep a bunch of other humans alive. In his triumphant return to throwing ink down on tree flesh, Brett has scribbled out his memoirs, at first as a means to give the offspring something to remember him by. Not content with only punishing them with this written slideshow, he is now attempting to pummel the masses with it.
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