Double Teaming The Forest Ranger (Book 3 of "Wild Sex at the Religious Retreat")

By Pornelope

Brad and his twin brother, Matt, were looking forward to meeting some horny girls at the annual ‘religious’ retreat and banging the daylights out of them. But luck hasn’t been on their side—until they get lost in the forest and are rescued by a gorgeous raven-haired ranger with a taste for well-built teens and outrageously hot groupsex!

~~~~~ PG Excerpt ~~~~~

Matt sank down onto a fallen log with a depressed sigh. “This is hopeless. We’re never gonna find anyone.”

“Who are you trying to find?”

The strange voice made them whip around and gape in stunned surprise. A woman was standing about twenty feet away, watching them through the trees.

A ranger? Aw, hell. Wasn’t that just their luck.

She sure did fill out that spiffy uniform nice, though!

“You must be with that church group on the other end of the lake,” she decided. “You’re a long way from home; you’ve put in a good six miles.”

They looked hot, tired, and curiously dejected.

Despite that, they were both pretty darned cute.

She hesitated for a moment, then shrugged. Well, why not? It had been a slow morning. She’d welcome the brief company. “My lookout’s not far from here. Why don’t I get you something cool to drink before I take you back?”

“Yeah?” They both brightened. “That’d be great, thanks!”

“Come on, then.” She turned on her heel and began to lead the way deeper into the forest.

Matt’s eyebrows wiggled up and down as he watched her sway ahead of them. Silently he whistled, and hungrily licked his lips. Oh yeah, she filled out that uniform real nice!

Brad blinked at him in surprise. “Are you nuts?” he mouthed, vigorously shaking his head. “She’s a grown-up!”

Matt didn’t care in the slightest. “She’s sexy as hell,” he whispered back. “Can you imagine what it would be like to peel her out of that uniform?”

The mental image jolted Brad right down to the core. An instant later, sizzling heat raced through his veins and centered in his aching groin. His long shaft went rock-hard so fast, he had to jam the heel of his hand against it and push it into a better position. He stifled a groan, and hoped the sexy ranger didn’t turn around and see the betraying bulge in his jeans.

The ranger lookout towered over the big trees like a slender giant. Way up at the very top was a small single-room enclosure ringed with huge windows. But there was no elevator, and from what they could see, not even a primitive lift system. The only way up was to climb steps...hundreds and hundreds of steps.

“No wonder you’re in such fantastic shape!” Brad blurted, awed. Then he flushed beet-red when she aimed a raised eyebrow in his direction. “Well, you are,” he added with a feeble shrug.

“Thank you.” She spoke primly, and he felt his spirits plummet. So much for getting on her good side!

Then she grinned, and reached over to ruffle his already-tousled hair. “I’ll bet the girls just love you two charmers.”

He gulped, and wished he had a magic wand that would instantly make him ten years older. He’d been wishing that a lot lately. “Actually, we haven’t been having any luck this week,” he admitted with a chagrined sigh. “That’s why we went hiking...we were hoping to find some girls who were, well, more friendly.”

“Looking to get laid.” She cut through his careful evasion with a snorted laugh. “Typical teenagers. Come on, let’s get you cooled off and fed. If you think you can make it.”

Matt jabbed his brother in the ribs when she turned to start up the endless levels of steps. “What the hell were you thinking, telling her the truth?”

“It just slipped out,” Brad whispered back, and rolled his eyes with embarrassment. “Anyway, she didn’t seem to be upset about it.”

“Maybe not...but it’s not gonna get us into her panties, either.” Matt’s tongue darted out to wet his bottom lip. “And man oh man, she’s fine!”

• Language: English
• Publisher: Boruma Publishing, LLC
• Release date: Jan 23, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463685402

Pornelope

Remember the old Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys books? Everyone thought they were written by Carolyn Keene and Franklin W. Dixon...but they weren’t. Over a dozen different authors contributed ideas and used those two author names, no matter which one of them actually wrote the book.That’s who Pornelope really is: a group of close friends all collaborating on stories and sharing the same author name. Why? Because collaborating makes our stories spicier and more interesting...and brainstorming and working together is fun!You may notice some differences in writing styles or word choices, but one thing will always remain the same:Pornelope offers well-written high quality erotica that’s sure to rev your engine!

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Double Teaming the Forest Ranger

Book 3 of Wild Sex at the Religious Retreat

By Pornelope

Artwork by Moira Nelligar

Copyright 2019 Pornelope

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~~ All characters in this book are 18 or older. ~~

We must have walked at least four miles already. Brad stopped to wipe sweat off his forehead, and leaned against a big tree with a gusty sigh. Whose brilliant idea was this again?

Yours. Matt smirked at him, and brushed a shaggy lock of hair out of his eyes. "‘I’ll bet this park is just teeming with sexy girls. Let’s go exploring, and see if we can find some!’ Yeah, right! The only girls within ten miles of this lake are back at the spring retreat!"

It irked Brad to admit that his brother was probably right. Well, hell, Matt, you know those holy rollers aren’t gonna put out. Especially not with all the counselors around, keeping such a close eye on everyone. The whole point of this entire week was to meet some new girls and have some hot jungle sex out in the woods.

It was looking less and less likely all the time. Oh, sure, there were some girls at the campground who would bang a broomstick…God only knew what they were doing at a so-called religious retreat! But they already had boyfriends who wouldn’t take kindly to sharing. He’d hoped to charm some of the other girls into spreading their legs…but this was already the third day, and he hadn’t been able to score once. Not even a quick kiss in the shadows! It was enough to crush any guy’s spirit!

They’d figured the huge oval lake shore would be crowded with campers…families, college students, Girl Scout troops. Why shouldn’t there be? It was the middle of spring vacation, and the weather was gorgeous!

But so far, even though they’d been slogging through the sometimes-thick underbrush for over two hours, they hadn’t seen a single person since they’d left the big manicured field where their church group met up with the other local groups every year.

We could always turn back. But Matt didn’t really want to do that, even though they hadn’t