WTF Is EBITDA?
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EBITDA stands for Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Tim Mortonization. Or it doesn’t. But that’s neither here nor there. Actually it’s here. Yes, right here in WTF Is EBITDA?
If you’ve had a hankering for some finance knowledge but couldn’t bring yourself to ask your lover during a post-coital cooldown, or you’ve got a few hours to kill before you go to sensitivity training, this here is your go-to reading.
You’ll learn how to prepare financial statements, how to say “What is profit?” in Russian, and where to find the worst smell in the world.
Even if you don’t buy this book, you can find the free sample financial model and tutorial videos on wtfisebitda.com.
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WTF Is EBITDA? - Steven Saltman
WTF Is EBITDA?
A finance primer
Steven Saltman
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Book design by Ray Rhamey
ISBN 978-0-9834819-2-8
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Preface
For those who are wondering about the title of this book, here is a quick explanation.
WTF is an initialism¹ for What The F*(%?.
The F
stands for a well-known naughty four-letter word, and I didn’t want to actually write out the entire naughty four-letter word because putting that word in the title of your book isn’t a brilliant sales strategy, except for cyber-punk writers, so I used the initialism WTF.
In the first sentence of this paragraph I masked the last three letters of that four-letter word with non-letter characters: *(% in this case.² However, because WTF is really a question, I include a question mark when I write out WTF with its masked characters. The question mark looks like part of the word, and you might think the four-letter word has five letters, but it doesn’t. And anyway, most of you know what WTF means since it is pretty common internet-speak. Okay, onward...
EBITDA is an acronym that stands for Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization. It is a financial term that represents a way to measure the profit of a company. It is actually spoken as a word, pronounced ee-bit-dah. Frankly, it sounds kind of silly when spoken, but it is what it is. If you read this book, you’ll know what all those words that make up EBITDA really mean, and you’ll be able to bandy about the term EBITDA
during casual cocktail party conversation, assuming you engage in casual cocktail party conversation. And if you don’t engage in casual cocktail party conversation, perhaps because you are 14 years old and have already sold your first mobile crypto local media Web technology company that has some nonsense word as its company name like Zizzout
or Deelonic
or something, then maybe you can use this term in a derogatory fashion when discussing old people, as in He’s such an EBITDA, I’ll bet he doesn’t have his Deelonic account geo-back-linked to his Zizzout account.
1 It’s not an acronym according to my editor who knows shit.
2 Non-letter characters used to masked dirty or profane words are called maledicta
by some. Others call them grawlix,
though I found a reference that indicates that grawlix is only a swirly character. You be the judge.
Some More Preface
(How is the preface different from the introduction?)
This book isn’t very long. By the time you are finished reading the entire book, your plane should have landed in San Francisco, if you are on a plane to San Francisco from, say, Boston. I wrote some of this book in 1996 and put most of it on a website called Steve’s Financial Modeling Tutorial, which is still around and holy shit, I just looked at it and it sucks ass.
I should probably take it off the Web so that you don’t feel like you bought this book when you could have gotten all the information for free from the Web, which you can, but you didn’t—otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this, et cetera.
Recently (as of today, which is not when you are reading this, so take it on faith that when I wrote this sentence, it was recently), because of a job loss and insomnia, I decided to finish this book. I’m not sure if I’ll make any money, but I sure as s*(% know how to figure out if it makes any money. (That’s a joke.)
I assume in this book that you are building a financial model—a series of financial statements in a spreadsheet program to reflect or predict the financial state of a business—or that you wish to understand how to read financial statements. If you are not creating a financial model, you will still be able to understand and learn from this book because it is written in English and you speak English.
This book will not help you invest better. It will not help you manage your money or make you rich. You may even end up investing in some company or starting a business because you understand financial statements but lose lots of money, and that’s sometimes what happens. But this book will teach you to understand the basic components of financial statements and why they are important and how to model a small enterprise or a big enterprise using a spreadsheet.
I created Steve’s Financial Modeling Tutorial in the late 1990s to help folks like me understand how to make a financial model. I called it Steve’s Financial Modeling Tutorial because I’m a narcissist. I don’t even really know exactly when I did it, but it was a while ago. I was working for a boutique investment firm that focused on a single asset class—in our case, global forestry products—until 1998, so it was sometime before that. Boutique investment firm
typically means a firm owned by a single individual, usually someone with a serious personality disorder. Other former employees who are more litigiously prone than I am can tell you if that was true in this case. That firm isn’t around anymore. Go figure.
I basically forgot about the website for a long time. And during that time I would get occasional emails from folks thanking me for helping them understand basic finance. For example, I got this one many, many years ago:
Name: D. B.
Greatly appreciate your financial modeling tutorial, especially the tone and prose! I do multivariate modeling. You make sense everywhere.
Seriously, a guy who does multivariate modeling
says that I make sense. Go figure. (I say go figure
a lot because it sounds dryly ironic and makes me sound smart, or so I think.)
For many years Steve’s Financial Modeling Tutorial was the first result on Google for financial modeling.
Since I’m actually kind of lazy, I never did anything cool with Steve’s Financial Modeling Tutorial like make a message board, build a financial/social networking site, build interactive modeling tools, or make any money from it. Nothing. I did absolutely nothing. Seriously. I totally squandered my opportunity to build what could have been the most important financial education site in the world, but instead I got married and got divorced and got cancer and other shit. It’s no longer number one on Google for anything.
Then in 2002 I dramatically updated the website. Or so I said to site visitors. But I can’t remember what I actually did at that time. I might have added new graphics or fixed typos or corrected my contact info or changed the background from AliceBlue (#F0F8FF) to AntiqueWhite (#FAEBD7). But I certainly didn’t do anything like turn the website into a business so I could pay my bills or make it more usable or anything that an actual site visitor would care about. I probably didn’t do anything at all; I just said I did. Like when food conglomerates change the packaging on their Fatty Fatsticks™ fried fat sticks and