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    Nein Stories
    Nein Stories
    Nein Stories
    Ebook39 pages35 minutes

    Nein Stories

    By Matthew Brian Cohen

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    A collection of sometimes funny, sometimes sad short stories from comedian and author Matthew Brian Cohen. They are all very short - only a few pages or so. Some of them are first person and about my life. Some of them are about characters that are essentially me. Therefore, they are all about youngish people coping with their emotions in the modern world. That is, unless you are reading this in the distant future - in that case, congraulations on surviving climate change or whatever technological disaster that will almost certainly kill us all. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatthew Brian Cohen
    Release dateNov 30, 2018
    ISBN9781386462323
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