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    Misery And Woe Ho Ho
    Misery And Woe Ho Ho
    Misery And Woe Ho Ho
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    Misery And Woe Ho Ho

    By Melody Hewson

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    Young Alice is about to make a life-altering decision. Driven by an unbreakable dare, she goes to see the local mall Santa, with a borrowed item in her pocket. She knows that when she's done, life as she knows it is over. But if she doesn't go through with her plan, her friends will never talk to her again! And that's a lot worse, isn't it? At least all of them promised to visit her in jail.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMelody Hewson
    Release dateDec 10, 2018
    ISBN9780463020838
    Misery And Woe Ho Ho
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    Melody Hewson

    I am an author, a teller of stories both long and short, real & imagined. So for the sake of my own amusement, here’s a bit of information about me, written in the form of a short story. Whatever information you can gleam from these words is what you are worthy of knowing about it's creator.Hazel eyes stared up at a cloudless sky before falling to take in the house below it. To some, it would be judged by its flaws ; it's fading paint and scuffed floors. But to her it was perfect. It was hers. And it was home. To one side, a wild forest whispered sweet nothings in the breeze, which was answered by some distant bird's call. "Life is good." She said softly to no one. "And today is a good day."The sudden squawking of wild fowl pulled her attention to the shaggy black and white dog that rarely strayed far from her side."God damn it, Jackalope! Quit chasing those turkeys!""I looked heavenward for angels, while beautiful demons showed me the way." - Shannon Nacyl

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      Misery And Woe Ho Ho - Melody Hewson

      Misery And Woe Ho Ho

      Written and copyright by: Melody Hewson 2018

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