Albert's Old & Young Fun: Horny Wrinkly's Age-Gap Romps

By Rebecca Ryatt

Why shouldn’t the elderly enjoy sex? Well, Albert Coates does. He’s in his 80s and has regular romps with much younger women – sexy girls (all aged 18+), to be honest. You will be amazed at the old geezer’s antics. And you’re bound to say, “Well done, Albert, good for you!” as he romps with some of the hottest girls around.

Five of his adventures are featured in this fun and cheerful collection by prolific and acclaimed erotica author, Rebecca Ryatt.

Told with glee and a cheeky style, Albert recounts his sexy get-together with porn stars, young mums, and willing wenches – most of them 60 years his junior. You will love these stories for their straightforward, honest style. You will love Albert’s dirty mind and his dirtier stories. You will celebrate the fact that this old chap still enjoys sex.
But remember, Albert’s stories contain graphic sexual descriptions of bedroom activity. If you are easily offended by adult material, don’t by this collection of stories, and don’t use Look Inside to peek at the rude bits either. These stories feature consenting adults over the age of 18 enjoying M/F intercourse, oral sex and other fun.
What you’ll get

The collection contains:
Porn Star Paige - Albert gets lucky with an alluring adult movie star.
Ciara the young MILF - Albert is rewarded for helping a sexy young mum.
Nadia the Nurse - Our ageing hero enjoys some very special treatments.
Danni Next Door - His neighbour’s hot wife wants some wrinkly fun.
My Dirty Movie Debut - Albert becomes a porn star at the age of 83.

One reviewer says, "Rebecca Ryatt puts you in the story, making you feel like it's happening to you," so if you want to feel like what's happening to Albert is happening to you, download Albert's adventures now.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Rebecca Ryatt
• Release date: Nov 22, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463809532

Rebecca Ryatt

Rebecca Ryatt is a prolific author of erotica. Although primarily a writer of fiction, she has also published a how-to guide for would-be erotica authors called You Can Write Erotic Fiction: How To Build Your Sexy Story With 9 Secret Beats. Formerly a journalist, she has also done her fair share of other jobs including fruit picker and shelf stacker. She also plays the piano and performed as a singer-songwriter for a while. Writing at her kitchen table while drinking a cup of coffee, she loves to hear from her readers and can be contacted on Twitter @rebeccaryatt.

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Albert’s Old & Young Fun -

Horny Wrinkly’s Age-Gap Romps

Copyright 2018 Rebecca Ryatt

Published by Rebecca Ryatt at Smashwords

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Praise for Rebecca Ryatt’s work

‘Loved it! Rebecca Ryatt is a superb author’

‘Funny and raunchy!’

‘... hilarious and lewd and a bit disturbing, but I liked it and the writing is good... ’

‘I finished this story in one sitting, very moving and brought me back to my youth again a long time ago’

‘I enjoyed the read and found it quite thrilling’

‘Read this book it will make you laugh, cry and cum up a storm!’

‘Just dirty... that is how I like it... quick hot read! Will be reading this author again’

‘For those who enjoy this particular fetish (old man/young girl), this will be a great read. I think the author is a skilled writer’

‘Rebecca Ryatt... puts you in the story, making you feel like it's happening to you. You don't feel as if you’re reading, just seeing and feeling the story’

‘Once I started I didn't want to put it down. She's that good’

Table of Contents

Porn Star Paige

Ciara the young MILF

Nadia the Nurse

Danni Next Door

My Dirty Movie Debut

About the Author

Other books by Rebecca Ryatt

Connect with Rebecca Ryatt

Porn Star Paige

RIGHT, lads, listen up. It’s Albert here. I’m 83 years of age, bald, wrinkly, skin like a prune, walk with a cane – but that doesn’t stop me shagging some of the hottest birds known to man.

I regularly bed gorgeous babes 60 years younger than me. And they ain’t plain Janes. They are top totty.

They are models, actresses, porn stars. And lots of them ordinary girls. Your wives (might be) and your mums (well, not your mums specifically, lads, but who knows. I might be your dad!). Anyway, what I mean is, every day dolly birds. They can be barmaids or nurses (I like a nurse) or solicitors or estate agents. They’re all sorts.

But I do have standards. I am not sticking my dick in any old tart, as I say.

Well, you’ll find out if you follow my adventures. I bet you’ll be jealous too. But I don’t want you to be. I’m here to help, lads. I’m here to tell you to shape up or ship out. Don’t make excuses like, ‘I can’t pull… I’m too fat… I’m too short… I’m too bald…’ I don’t know if any bloke can pull any bird. All I know is that I can. And as I say, I’m on old relic. An OAP. A wrinkly. A senior citizen. I sometimes have to be helped upstairs by my date – but once in the bedroom, I get her knickers down and give her a right seeing to.

Right, do you want to know any more than that before we get going? OK, just a few details. I live in one the Medway district towns in Kent, England. I’m a widower. My dear old Nancy died 12 years ago. Now listen, I might be a shagger now, but when I was married to Nancy I was a one-woman man. It’s only after she died I let my hair down, so to speak. Not that I have any hair.

For a job I did welding, lorry driving, milkman, postman, all sorts. After I retired nearly 20 years ago now, I took up gardening. I got bored so I took up stamp collecting. I got bored so I got into computers and started watching online porn. Bloody hell, lads, there’s tons of it out there, and all sorts, too.

I watched tons of old geezers like me getting off with young birds. Tell you what, that turned me on no end. And poor old Nancy had to put up with me being a randy old goat for years. Christ, that’s what maybe killed her.

Anyway, all that porn has a link to this because I’m going to tell you about me and this fox of a porn star I was fucking.

Right, before I get into it I have to say I’m not a writer. I’m just writing this stuff down as I’d say it to my mates down the pub (though they don’t believe much of it, oddly). So forgive me if it doesn’t read like Shakespeare or anything. I’m just an ordinary old geezer who’s had a new lease of life, and I want to share that with you.

OK, then, let’s get on with me shagging Paige Paradise, as she is known in the world of dirty movies.

I first saw the gorgeous Paige during one of my stints on the internet. It was a few months back. I was looking around my favorite sites. Those with old codgers like me ploughing sexy young babes.

Anyway, I come across this cracking little scene featuring a seriously hot brunette, probably in her mid-20s, having a sex-a-thon with two wrinklies. Bloody hell! That hot stunner really showed her enthusiasm for old cock, I tell you that. She didn’t hold back. She was letting these two ancient relics roger her senseless. She did a cracking double penetration scene with them, one old goat with his cock up her ass, the other in her pussy. And when it came to the cum shot, by which time I was twitching and wanking like mad, she let both old fogeys spurt their geriatric jism right into her open mouth. She then shows all that OAP spunk in her mouth to the camera before closing her gob and swallowing the lot. And then she smiles like a right pouty slut.

After the scene’s done and I’ve emptied my old balls all over the carpet, there’s a little caption saying, Visit Paige’s Website at... and then the address. Well, I’m right over there. As quickly as my bony old fingers can type the website address, I can tell you.

She’s a stunner, this Paige Paradise. There’s a few free scenes