Please Don't Grab My P#$$Y: A Rhyming Presidential Guide

By Julia Young, Matt Harkins and Laura Collins

Through campy pop culture rhymes and beautiful oil paintings,
the narrator of our book guides you though a list of things you CAN
grab while offering more poetic ways to refer to a woman’s genitalia
than the word “pussy” that Trump so vulgarly used. As the narrator goes
on, she lets you know more about her relatives (a reclusive aunt with a
lazy eye) and her interests (Justin Bieber’s Instagram) while never losing
sight of her mission to make the President as uncomfortable as possible.
We think that the President, not to mention men in Hollywood, Wall Street,
the news media and beyond, can benefit from reading our book. No matter
who you are, or how dumb you are, you’ll be able to understand this
book’s simple message: Hands off my pussy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Animal Media Group, LLC
• Release date: Nov 21, 2018
• ISBN: 9781947895034

Julia Young

Julia Young is a NYC based writer and comedian. She currently appears on MTV’s “Wild ‘N Out.” Writing credits include: "Brain Games" on National Geographic, "Girl Code" and “Ladylike” on MTV, "Hack My Life," "Impractical Jokers" and "Billy On The Street" on truTV. Visit her website at juliabyoung.com Matt Harkins is the co-creator of the THNK1994 Museum (thnk1994.com) which has been covered by Rolling Stone, The New York Times, NPR, Vanity Fair and more.

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