TIGHT-UNS OF STAGE ‘N’ SCREEN!
FROM JOHN’S END to Land O’Groats, we all love our celebrity A-listers. They captivate us with their acting, singing and television presentation, and they seduce us with their dazzling good looks. But more than all that - they inspire us with their heroic good deeds.
Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Jamie Oliver… the list of stars who somehow manage to find time in their hectic schedules to promote, support and donate to a myriad of charitable causes seems literally endless.
But is it really? Are these performers who we place on a pedestal as generous as we think they are, or is their philanthropy simply an illusion concocted by their PR staffers?
We sent Viz investigative reporter MAHATMA MACAROON undercover to discover whether our favourite stars truly are the big-hearted Samaritans they would have us believe. And what he found out will DISGUST and HORRIFY every right-thinking, rational reader.
For, as this article lays bare, rather than being the philanthropic do-gooders they claim to be, these billionaire, Ivory-Tower-dwelling stars are in fact a bunch of hatchet-faced, penny-pinching Scrooges who literally wouldn’t piss on the common man if he was ON FIRE in front of them.
Prepare to be shocked, saddened and sickened to the core, as we expose…
