Monkey Sea, Monkey Do

By Robert Jeschonek

When Ida got her wish to become a Sea Munky, she didn't realize the greatest drought of all time was about to dry up the bodies of water she needed to survive. Now, in one of the last pools of water on Earth, she and her fellow aquatic creatures fight to survive an attack by savage beasts who rule the dry land. The end of everything looms...unless a secret at the bottom of the pool can turn things around and bring a wetter world back into being. Don't miss this surprising story by award-winning writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
• Release date: Oct 1, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386211389

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Monkey Sea, Monkey Do

Monkey Sea, Monkey Do

A FANTASY TALE

ROBERT JESCHONEK

Pie Press

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Copyright © 2023 by Robert Jeschonek

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Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Ben Baldwin

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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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MONKEY SEA, MONKEY DO

Have you heard the one about the woman who turned into a water-breathing Sea Munky creature just as the world's bodies of water mostly dried up?

Hilarious, right? Unless you're the woman, in which case...

"How many times do I have to tell you idiots? Quit pissing in one of the last pools of water on Earth. Some of us have to breathe in here, y'know?"

In which case, you guessed it--major suckage.

And yes, I am that woman slash Sea Munky, she of the poorly-timed wish. My name is Ida, and I was a teacher in my human days...a teacher with a desperate need to get away and a lifelong fascination with Sea Munkies.

Yes, those Sea Munkies--the ones sold via misleading ads in the pages of comic books back in the day. Some people collect knick-knacks with frogs or pigs or cows on them; me, I became the object of my freakish obsession.

And look where it's gotten me. Sure, I'm five foot five with neon pink scales, webbed flippers, a ridged back, and a long, prehensile tail.