The Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom 3: Schooldolas Grave

By Fergal Joe

Ten thousand years have past since Schooldola had been left in a coffin. Will he get out of the coffin and save the day? Thousand Boil has got old and weak will he get back his youth before time runs out. Will captain John Coiners and the crew of the Red Dragon have to fight. Find out in The Golden Eagle and the Fiddle of Doom 3 Schooldolas grave.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris UK
• Release date: Aug 29, 2013
• ISBN: 9781483685915

Fergal Joe

My name is Fergal Joe and I went to the Erne School in Enniskillen Co Fermanagh Northern Ireland. I guess the first school that I went to was St. Michael’s school Enniskillen. However things did not work out and I left when I was in P4 and went to the Erne school. I was born in October 1975. My favorite T.V programs were Buffy, Angle and the X-files. I really enjoyed them. My favorite films were the lord of the rings and the pirates of the Caribbean. Some of the books that I have read are Harry Potter and Hercules. There are other books that I have read as well. This book has been written by a man that surfaces from Dyslexic. I am that man.

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Chapter 1

Prevails on the golden eagle and

the fiddle of doom

I n the year 2050 a plane crashed in a deserted in Kapok. The name of the plane was The Glass Voyage. The pilots name was Keith Black the first thing that he said was what kind of ass hole built a ship in the middle of a deserted. A man called Captain John Coiners told him that he had left the ship in the deserted.

He also tells him that his son Michael and some of Michaels friends where put into prison for burning a golden eagle. He also tells him that he went and got a crew together to try to find another golden eagle to replace the one that his son had burned. However, instead of finding a golden eagle they found a fiddle it was no ordinary fiddle it was the fiddle of doom. A fiddle so powerfully it has the power to take the soul of an immortal, and the power to make men fall to their knees. John also told Keith that they meant a man called Treeon Littlewood and how he told them the history of the fiddle of doom and how a man called Rhymes Ramose tried to destroy the world. After a man called, Hovercraft had killed his sister Hanneck.

The way the last book ended up was like this Rhymes Ramose and his army where put into a cave in a mountain called mount Arteriole. Only about five hundred men and five hundred women have survived. Most of the women are Slug-dickens and most of the men are Sharkabites. Thousand Boil has left food for them to eat like fruit and vegetables some dead goats and cows. Also he has left some pigs and hens for Rhymes Ramose and his army to keep as pets. He has also left some seeds for Rhymes Ramose and his army to plant so that they can grow some fruit trees.

Schooldola has falling into a deep sleep and his friends have brought him to the land of Pain-file which is also known as the land of no return. Schooldolow has got the curse of Coolcreast put on him by a watch called Has-mire. Feeless has lay down on the ground beside the coffin of Schooldola because she wants to keep herself save for him. A lot of men out of Thousand Boils army have been put into a whole in the ground in Pain-file so that they can wait for Schooldolow to rise them from the dead again.

John Coiners and his friends have headed over to England to try and find Column Icengrid. They have also headed over to England to try and get an army ready for war. Some of Treeon Littlewoods men have gone to England with John Coiners so that the people will believe that John Coiners is telling them the truth. Therefore I guess it is save to say that if no one from the Underworld went over to England with John Coiners then I guess he would never get an army ready for war for everyone would think that he was just a crazy man. Well that is what I think anyway and I feel like some people would think the same as me.

Treeon Littlewood is taken John Coffee and some of his friends back to the land of Pain-file to see the grave of Schooldola and the rest of the bodies that are berried there. You know the land that is sometimes called the land of no return. He is also telling John Coffee the story I have told you therefore I think that it would be wise for me just to let you read the last book instead of written the same story over again. I would hate to think that you are getting board of this story therefore I will try and make it as good as I can make it. Oh by the way John Coffee and his friends are singing these songs.

We are leaving earth

We are leaving earth we are going down into the Underworld. A world that is long forgotten a world so far away. The reason the secret river is called the secret river is because no one knows about it. It divides two world’s earth and the Underworld. Now we have no chose other than to go down into the Underworld for if we do not go down into the Underworld this war will be over before it starts.

A man called Rhymes Ramose and his army will soon come and try to destroy this world again. We have let them free now they are coming for us you see for they feel we are bad people and would do everything we could do to hart them. We can only hope that someday we will see his defeat and the defeat of his army. They say that time can heel a broken hart however it cannot cure a troublesome hart. In other worlds it gets it hard to change a bad person into a good person. We are leaving earth we are going down into the Underworld. Yes we are leaving earth we are going down into the Underworld.

Walking in the land of the dead.

Walking in the land of the dead with nowhere to rest our heads war has started it has broken out and we feel like our time is running out. It hurts so much we feel like we have been coasted with this bourdon to carry oh my god it is so heavy. Walking in the land of the dead with nowhere to rest our heads caught in a fight with no way out nobody knows how we can survive with all our might. Fighting for years to come fighting never having fun John Coffee has played the fiddle of doom we guess sometimes he wishes that he had not played it at all. It let the lord of darkness out now all we want to do is cry out. Walking in the land of the dead with nowhere to rest our heads sometimes we think that we are dead whenever we are walking in the land of the dead.

Treeon Littlewood and his men are singing these songs.

Going back to our fathers land.

Going back to our fathers land we are bring humans with us so that we can get them to raise Schooldola out of his grave. The gods from the sky told us that the man that plays the fiddle of doom and sets Rhymes Ramose and his army free will have the power to bring Schooldola out of his deep sleep. We thought that they where joking about someone coming along and playing the fiddle of doom however now we know that they where telling the truth. We have seen it with our own eyes and from what we see we can tell that war is coming our way. We hope to win this war and live in peace again someday. Hard to understand why god has given back this man that is known as Rhymes Ramose. However we guess he has a good plan in mind and maybe someday we will know his plan. Going back to our fathers land yes we are going back to our fathers land.

Ten thousand years ago a war did start.

Ten thousand years ago a war did start. The war went on for years it is still on even to this day. Through we put our eminences in prison for years they come back and hunt us true the years. A battle was fought and people did die that is why we cry. We hope in god most high and hope that he won’t lie. The Sharkabites are not our friend’s that is why we hope that their lives will soon come to an end. We drove them deep into the caves where we made them stay. Wet and damp the caves where so smelly but hay no worriers for there the Sharkabites ok.

We are the Duckquacks and we do not care about the Sharkabites. Ten thousand years ago a war did start the war is even onto this very day.

Now as you may are may not be aware ten thousand years have passed since Rhymes Ramose and his army where put in prison in mount Arteriole. I tell you this for I feel like this is something that you need to know. Some people say that the past has away of catching up with you so be very careful what kind of life you live for some people do not like to be taken advantage of. A matter of fact sometimes if you try to walk all over some ones right as a human bean they will kick your ass for it.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the Sharkabites will try and kick every ones ass sometime for our ancestors seem to have kicked their ass. I guess the saying is true from time to time that what goes around comes back around. In other words what goes up must someday come down again. Some people like to tress back on the family tree however sometimes they do not get what they had hoped for. However sometimes they find out things that they never in their wildest dreams thought they would find. Things like a member of their family was part of a royal family are a member of parliament one time or another time in their life.

Soon Treeon Littlewood & John Coffee and all of their friends meet Schooldolow in the land of Pain-file in the Underworld for he is waiting for them. I guess you are probable wondering why he has not falling asleep yet and also how long he has been waiting in the land of Pain-file. Well let me tell you that he is not really waiting in the land of Pain-file. Therefore it is very unlikely that he will fall into a deep sleep just like his brother Schooldola. There is an old saying that if you do not go near something then it cannot harm you are anybody else around you. I guess that is why Schooldolow stayed away from the land of Pain-file.

Soon Treeon Littlewood starts to talk to Schooldolow.

Chapter 2

Treeon Littlewood is talking to Schooldolow

‘T reeon Littlewood’ Hello Schooldolow my friend and are you today. ‘Schooldolow’ Oh I am fine Treeon Littlewood now tell me did you get the man I told you to get? ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Yes master Schooldolow he is right here so tell me again how this will work how will John Coffee be able to raise Schooldola up from his deep sleep? ‘Schooldolow’ I don’t know how this works only that the gods from the sky told me that it would work. Maybe if we call them they might come and tell us what to do and how to go about rising Schooldola up out of his deep sleep. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Hay Schooldolow can you remember their names for I seem to have forgotten them for it has been along time since I have seen them last. ‘Schooldolow’ I think I can remember their names however I would be grateful if you could tell me the names of these people you found on earth first.

At that John Coffee intrigues himself to Schooldolow and the rest of the people that have come down into the Underworld from earth intrigue themselves to Schooldolow and his men. Now if I started to tell you all of their names I think you would start to loss interest in this story that is why I am not going to tell you their names again well at least not yet.

‘Schooldolow’ Ok then now let us all go to the land of Pain-file and dig up our friends. You know the land that is sometimes called the land of no return. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Ok and let us hurry up for god only knows when Rhymes Ramose and his army will get out of mount Arteriole. ‘John Coffee’ Wait a minute did we not stop them by blowing them up when that boom went of. ‘Schooldolow’ No you see I think we just delayed them for awhile. Believe it or not some of the gods properly stopped the boom from hurting any of Rhymes Ramose or any of his army.

‘John Coffee’ A so you are telling us that no harm would have come to Rhymes Ramose or any member of his army. ‘Schooldolow’ Oh well yes, that is what I am telling you John Coffee. ‘John Coffee’ Oh I see so tell me how on earth do we stop such a force? ‘Schooldolow’ We stop that force with the fiddle of doom that is the only way we can stop them. ‘John Coffee’ Ok then why did we not take them out with the fiddle of doom whenever we had the chance to do so? ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Oh you see the thing is that if the wrong person plays the fiddle of doom he are she could destroy the world forever.

‘Mages Flaying’ Hay hangs on wait a minute what you are saying Treeon Littlewood is once the wrong person plays the fiddle of doom all hell will break out. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Yes you could say that and for that I think it would be wise for us to let Schooldola play the fiddle of doom whenever he wakes up from his deep sleep. ‘Mages Flaying’ Ok then we will all give the fiddle of doom to Schooldola whenever he comes back from the dead. ‘Schooldolow’ My brother is not dead however he is in a deep sleep that kind of makes him look and feel dead for the gods from the sky told us that Schooldola could never die.

‘Avon Mc. Donny’ A right so because the gods from the sky told you that your brother Schooldola could never die you are just willing to accept that. ‘Schooldolow’ Well yes for I have seen their power and I think that they know what they are talking about. Besides it makes me feel better thinking that my brother is in a deep sleep rather than feeling he is dead. ‘Avon Mc. Donny’ Ok than I guess whatever makes you feel better I guess it is save for us to let you think that way. ‘Schooldolow’ Oh thank you for letting me feel like my brother is still alive.

Now let us all head over to the land of Pain-file and dig up the bodies of our friends. I think that once we call on the gods from the sky they will come and tell us what to do and how too rise up our friends and my brother Schooldola. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Yea and hopefully it will not take us that long to dig up the graves where our friends are lying.

‘Sam Wise’ Ok wait a minute all we will find are bones for if these people have been lying as long as you say they have been laying in their graves surly their bodies will have rotted into nothing. You know that for that is what happens to people whenever they die. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Yes well you would think that however this land of Pain-file is a magical land for it has the power to keep things from changing and from moving on. ‘Avon Mc. Donny’ I see so what you are telling us is that nothing in this land will ever change for it will not let it. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Well yes that is what I am saying for the gods from the sky told us that nothing can live are die in the land of Pain-file therefore the land will never change for the climate will never let it.

‘Avon Mc. Donny’ Oh I see you believe in the gods from the sky and would not like to question their world. ‘Schooldolow’ I see said the blind man you’re a layer said the dummy. ‘Sam Wise’ Ok then I guess it would be wise to call on the gods from the sky before it is too late for us to do anything. ‘Schooldolow’ Ok then I will call on the gods from the sky and with any luck they will come to save us all and with any luck they will also come to tell us how to raise our friends up from the dead and up out their deep sleep. ‘Sam Wise’ Yes I think we are hopping that the gods from the sky come down from heaven to save us all.

At that Schooldolow calls on the gods from the sky. At once they start to come down from heaven. The first one of the gods to talk is Dinky.

‘Schooldolow’ Hercules, Dinky and Cuchulainn get your ass down here on the double for we need you lot right now so come down and help us at once.

‘Sam Wise’ Oh my god look at the sky there seems to be tears falling from the sun. No sorry it is more like stardust no waits a minute I can see now that it is chariots of fire. ‘Schooldolow’ Yes my friends what you see is the gods from the sky. They are coming down from heaven to help us for I have called on them for help. ‘John Coffee’ Oh right then let us all go over to talk to them and see what they have to say? ‘Dinky’ Schooldolow what is going on my friend why have you called for us what do you want? ‘Schooldolow’ I think that it is time for Schooldola to come out of his deep sleep for Rhymes Ramose and his army have been let out of mount Arteriole.

You told us that once Rhymes Ramose and his army got out of the cave Schooldola would wakeup out of his deep sleep and that the person that played the fiddle of doom would be the only one to wake him up. ‘Dinky’ Yes that is right so what are you lot waiting for? ‘John Coffee’ I am the man that played the fiddle of doom however I do not know how to wakeup this man they call Schooldola for he has been asleep for a very long time. ‘Dinky’ The thing is you need to mix your blood with his blood that is the only way this will work and you must say these words whenever you are doing it for the love of god open your eyes my friend Schooldola and fight for your people.

‘John Coffee’ Ok I think I can manage that even though I think that it will be pretty sour for me to cut my hand open. ‘Hercules’ Hi John Coffee we would not ask you to do this if we could think of another way of waking up Schooldola. ‘John Coffee’ Yes I know that however it seems like such a shame that I have to hurt myself for Schooldola to wakeup out of his deep sleep.

‘Cuchulainn’ There is an old saying and it is something like this no pains no gains. Which I think means in order to get something good you must be prepared to feel some pain to get the good out of it. For instants in order to loss weight you must be prepared to stove yourself of the good food like sweets and chocolate. You must also eat rare eggs and planted of red meat. There are so many diets out there however some of them are no good what so ever. I guess it is save to say eat what you want however do not eat that much fatty food for it might just make you fat and I think I can safely say I think that is one thing you could do without for people like to be thin and not fat.

If you see a fat person walking down the street I think you should walk up to them and say you ate all the pies you big fat person you. Another thing you can say to them is how is it going jelly belly you big fatty. If I was your weight I would try to loss weight for you are as thick as they come. On the other hand some people can get far to thin which in turn makes them look like a staved calf that will die soon. Therefore it is better not to be to thin or to fat. I think ten stone is a good weight for anybody that is around 5foot 6ins and over the age of 21 years. Nevertheless if your three stone over ten stone are three stone under three stone ten stone you are probably normal which is a good thing and something you should be proud of.

Oh by the way I forgot to tell you if you think that somebody is to skinny for their own good I think you should walk up to them and say how’s it going skinny mutiny. You know if you where a needle you would get lost in a haystack you are that thin. I guess sometimes the saying is true if you are not near a normal weight you are more likely to die of a hart attack than you are if you are normal weight.

‘Treeon Littlewood’ Ok Cuchulainn that is alright saying things like that however it does not mean that the rest of us feel the same way. For I think that it is wrong to take the piss out off people just because of their weight. ‘Cuchulainn’ Ok I was only saying what I felt like saying and for that I am sorry for taken the piss out of people just because of their weight. Ok now John Coffee or you ready to wakeup Schooldola are do you want to wait until it is too late to do anything. ‘John Coffee’ OK then I will wake him up and I hope this will work.

At that John Coffee walks over to where Schooldola is laying in a coffin and opens up the coffin. Then he cuts his hand open and he also cuts Schooldolas hand open. Then he says these words for the love of god open your eyes my friend Schooldola and fight for your people. Soon Schooldola opens up his eyes and the first thing he says can you tell me how long I have been asleep for.

I feel like I could eat a horse. I am that hungry that I could eat a bat even when I know that they do not tasted that nice and by eating one I could get sick. ‘Frodo Gem’ It is alright talking about eating a horse however I for one would not like to eat one. You see I have often heard that horses’ meat is tough to eat. As for eating a bat I would rather eat the ass of a cow are even the balls of a bull. ‘Avon Mc Donny’ Yes Frodo Gem I would like to see you eat the ass of a cow and also the balls of a bull. ‘Frodo Gem’ Oh that was a jock by the way" Avon Mc Donny.

‘Avon Mc Donny’ Well this might come as some form of a shock to you but in some Countries that is what they do. In France they eat frogs’ legs and snails and the funny thing about it is they enjoy them. In some Countries they even put worms into bottles and make tequila to drink from the worms’ blood. Tequila is a drink for strong people for I think you need a tough stomach to drink it.

In some Countries they even treat rats like gods for they believe that the rats will treat them with goods and riches whenever they die. I do not believe this infect I believe that all rats should be killed and their hole race should be wiped out. However if someone is called Rat or Mouse I think they should be left alone for they can’t help what name they have been given. ‘Frodo Gem’ OK I understand that however I was trying to tell everyone here the way I look upon things related to food.

‘Sam Wise’ A so you are thinking of your food at a time like this is that all you can think of is your belly. ‘Frodo Gem’ Ok yes for if I do not think of my belly I ask you who else will think of my belly my friend. ‘Avon Mc Donny’ I will Frodo Gem and may I says you have a mighty fine belly. ‘Frodo Gem’ Oh thank you Avon and your chest is not bad infect it is lovely to look at. ‘Avon Mc Donny’ Oh you honey burger Frodo Gem you really turn me on whenever you talk dirty to me. ‘Frodo Gem’ Oh I know Avon that is why I talk dirty to you my friend.

‘Schooldola’ Hi guys that is all very well for you lot to talk like that however I am still hungry therefore can someone just give me something to eat. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ Ok Schooldola I will go and get you some rabbits that I caught yesterday. I am sure that there are also some potatoes in one of the ships to cook you and your men up a nice dinner for you lot look very hungry. ‘Schooldola’ Yes that would be nice uncle" as we have not eating for a very long time.

Oh by the way how long have I been asleep for my friends? ‘Treeon Littlewood’ You and your men have been asleep for over ten thousand years and believe me whenever I tell you that this world has changed a lot in that time. ‘Schooldola’ Uncle Treeon Littlewood tell me have we defeated the Sharkabites are or they still alive. ‘Treeon Littlewood’ I am sorry to say that we put some of the Sharkabites into a cave in mount Arteriole and John Coffee is just after playing the fiddle of doom and letting them go free again. ‘Schooldola’ Then I guess there is nothing else for it I will have to go to war again.

I was hoping that the war would be over by the time I workup out of my deep sleep however I guess that was wishfully thinking. ‘Dinky’ Hay Schooldola things happen for a reason and sometimes the reason is not very clear to see. I guess the reason we have war at all is to have a bit of crack for if there was no war then we would have nothing to talk about and to me that would be very boring. You see death comes to those who wait and to those that do not wait for death to come. Therefore I guess the simple fact is that someday death will come to us all and there is nothing we can do about it. However it is better to try and live as long as you can so that someday you can look back at your life and say yes I did that and for that I am prod of what I have done in my life. ‘Schooldola’ Yep I think I can handle that even though I have been in a deep sleep for most of my life. ‘Schooldolow’ A don’t worry you will soon makeup for lost time. ‘Schooldola’ Ye I hope so are my life will just have been for nothing and my sleep would have been in vain.

Oh by the way