Strange Christian Tales

By James Morrin

The Christian twilight tales

not unholy, but certainly unexpected.

In Strange Christian Tales, old faces like Frankenstein and the mummy encounter God. Frankenstein meets the Savior, and you will experience the horror of new names, like Slimycross and the Weredove! And if these tales cause you to have a heart attack and you go to heaven today, then Strange Christian Tales will be, by far, worth every penny!

• Language: English
• Publisher: WestBow Press
• Release date: Feb 24, 2014
• ISBN: 9781490825854

James Morrin

James Morrin is a paleontologist. He discovered the love dinosaurs. He lives on a giant fossil called Florida. He does not know why God gave him the stories found in Strange Christian Tales, although he believes making a contribution to the world of Poe and Shelley is a cool blessing.

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WestBow Press rev. date: 02/13/2014

Contents

Introduction

The Christian From Outer Space

Christian Frankenstein

The Christian Bride Of The Monster

Heavenly Ugly

King Kong V.s. God.

Goliath’s Little Brother

King Tut Sunday Morning

Slimycross

Transformations

Monsters in the Garden of Eden.

Bible Bugs (And Such)

The Saga of Harold Hategod

Christian Mermaid

The Crazyest Story Ever Told

The Haunted Church

The Remote Control Time Machine

Jennifer’s Beach

Introduction

Can you be a madman and a christian? I certainly hope so.

Only kidding.

Ten or fifteen years before the stories came, I had thoughts of being the christian Edgar Allen Poe. But there seemed to be no way. Poe was a drunk. Horror is not associated with christianity.

Yet the stories came. Almost all at once. It would seem that God likes horror as art. Many people, made in His image,