Butterscotch and Marmalade's Wild Adventure: Or Adventures in Someplace More Interesting Than This

By Lesley Ireland

Butterscotch and Marmalade are two little girls like any other; they love mouse eyes for breakfast, frogs, and sending plagues of hairnets to attack unsuspecting peasants. Oh, and they live with a witch on the edge of a magical forest called Piddly Woods.

Follow the girls as they embark on their first adventure into a world of magic, singing fig rolls and short-sighted fairies to find the very last dragon alive before Prince Malcolm makes sandwiches out of it.

Absolutely fascinating, who knew you could play tennis with cheese.The Daily Herring

After reading this, I had wind.The Confused Lamppost

Sensational, I would visit Poop any time . . . oh, isnt this a travel book?The Clarified Butter

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: Aug 15, 2013
• ISBN: 9781481776080

Lesley Ireland

Lesley lives with her daughter, partner, and two cats in Liverpool when she is not in some wonderful world inside her head. Her favourite colour is blue; she doesn’t like broccoli, and she is not allowed scissors without supervision. Most people thinks she’s nuts. She is.

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BUTTERSCOTCH AND MARMALADE’S

WILD ADVENTURE

Or adventures in someplace more interesting than this

LESLEY IRELAND

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© 2013 by Lesley Ireland. All rights reserved.

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Published by AuthorHouse 08/01/2013

ISBN: 978-1-4817-7607-3 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4817-7608-0 (e)

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Contents

A Very Foreword

About The Author

Acknowledgements

Chapter One   Welcome To Poohp

Chapter Two   Into Piddly

Chapter Three   Roll Call

Chapter Four   Lock Down

Chapter Five   Down, Down, Deeper And Down

Chapter Six   What’s A Spottybot Not?

Chapter Seven   2D Fai-Ry

Chapter Eight   Fairynuff

Chapter Nine   Follow That Fairy

Chapter Ten   Caving In

Chapter Eleven   Love Potion

The Epal, The Eperl, The Eppil, The End Bit

A Very Foreword

T HIS BOOK IS DEDICATED to children of all ages—it is full of fun, laughter, mystery and magic (as all children should be). I am sure it will bring a lot of pleasure to everyone who reads it, and maybe leave them feeling a little bewitched. Lesley (the author) has a special talent which at long last she is going to share with everyone, I was honoured to read the first draft and it still makes me giggle… Courtney P

About the Author

L ESLEY LIVES WITH HER daughter, partner and 2 cats in Liverpool when she is not in some wonderful world inside her head. Her favourite colour is blue, she doesn’t like broccoli and she is not allowed scissors without supervision. Most people thinks she’s nuts. She is.

Acknowledgements

I N NO PARTICULAR ORDER I would like to thank Pat and her grandchildren for asking me to write this story for them; Courtney for being my biggest (and possibly only) fan who believed in me more than anyone else and has one of my first drafts stashed for prosperity; my