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The Empty Nest Chronicles: How to Have Fun (And Stop Annoying Your Spouse) After the Kids Move Out
The Empty Nest Chronicles: How to Have Fun (And Stop Annoying Your Spouse) After the Kids Move Out
The Empty Nest Chronicles: How to Have Fun (And Stop Annoying Your Spouse) After the Kids Move Out
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The Empty Nest Chronicles: How to Have Fun (And Stop Annoying Your Spouse) After the Kids Move Out

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Humorist Jerry Zezima has always had an empty head. Now that his two daughters have flown the coop, he and his wife have an empty nest. The girls aren't completely out of the house, of course, because a lot of their stuff is still there.

Written with warmth and hilarity, "The Empty Nest Chronicles" is sure to appeal to parents who miss their kids but now have a chance to rediscover each other, to recall what life was like BC (Before Children), and to ask the eternal empty-nester question: Are we having fun yet?

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" 'The Empty Nest Chronicles' is brimming with laughs." Bill Geist, "CBS News Sunday Morning" correspondent

"Reading 'The Empty Nest Chronicles' is like having a hilarious conversation with the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Self-deprecating, gentle, and really funny." W. Bruce Cameron, New York Times bestselling author of "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter," "A Dog's Purpose," and "A Dog's Journey"

LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateAug 12, 2013
ISBN9781491701669
The Empty Nest Chronicles: How to Have Fun (And Stop Annoying Your Spouse) After the Kids Move Out
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Jerry Zezima

Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service, which distributes it to papers nationwide and abroad. As a chilling example of just how low journalistic standards have sunk, Mr. Zezima has won many awards, including seven for humorous writing from the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. He and his wife, Sue, live on Long Island, New York. They have two daughters, five grandchildren, and many creditors. Mr. Zezima has no interesting hobbies.

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